 Monty_Python
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1229 Posts
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Saturday, February 04, 2006 6:53:46 PM
Funny, my favorite line was:
"Now, I know I have my critics because of the war and Homeland Security, and I know this is an election year but, in the spirit of bi-partisanship, I extend a fig towards the opposition and say, if I may use Latin? “Ix-nay.”" |
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 fedabog
Male, 18-29, Western US
91 Posts
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Thursday, February 02, 2006 12:05:59 AM
omg, i hate bush bashers. if you hate him so much, you do his job. |
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 Overmann
Male, 18-29, Southern US
3156 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 11:14:39 PM
Haha, "parenthisaurs". Pure gold. |
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 KnightmareOH
Male, 18-29, Western US
288 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 10:47:41 PM
Wow I'm surprised. When I opened up this comments page I half expected to see the conservative humor patrol out in full force denouncing the "treasonous" and "unamerican" nature of this obviously political satire. But instead, someone who thinks cheney was smart and edwards channels dead babies. I'm impressed. |
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 petitecitron
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
460 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 9:47:58 PM
That was stupid. I hate Bush and I found that to be stupid. (sigh) |
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 Cindy_
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
33386 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 7:04:14 PM
Hehe, funny.  |
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 DiablodeMort
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
18 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 6:51:14 PM
I want you all to think about this.. Which it better:
Kerry - Wow.. I truly can't think of anything good.. Oh wait.. yea he got him self hurt in Nam and got some medals
Edwards - Tricked a jury into believing he "channeled" a DEAD baby to win a courtcase
-OR-
Bush - Ok.. Here's pretty damn stupid and he's in bed w/ the relegious folks.
Chenny - A SMART person, a little fat, but very smart and thinks stuff throughYou Decide. In my opinion Bush was the lesser of 2 evils(I dislike both the republican and democratic parties) |
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 CacaPUNYETA
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
184 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 6:35:25 PM
that bored me just like the actual speech did smh |
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 SnowWolf
Female, 13-17, Western US
354 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 5:03:27 PM
He smart enough to get a whole entire country to go into a war that should've never been fought. |
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 budsbd
Male, 18-29, S. America
26 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 4:46:18 PM
ahhahaha awesome. but i have a question: why did the text end with "der Homeland"? Is it just another bushism, or is it maybe because of the German masculine article "der" (meaning the), making perhaps a nazi reference? |
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 thecranberry
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
728 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 4:18:06 PM
seriously bleed'nbeauty, thats just sad. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?! damn...why cant we just let nature take its course and not protect stupid people? let them wander as they may, no matter the danger? |
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 HOBYandy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2966 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 3:40:54 PM
^^^wow...there's our future... |
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 acdc_rocks91
Male, 13-17, Europe
802 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 3:26:20 PM
to much to read |
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 gabcab
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
657 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 3:11:42 PM
Here is a real bush quote:
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
Hahahaha, he is so dumb that I would vote for somebody that believed this article instead of him (If I was at least 18). |
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 RinjiHalfElf
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
338 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 2:02:59 PM
You know, at first I was almost convinced it was him, until I saw the part about McDonald's. lol-"Who cooks at your house?"
-"Ronald McDonald."
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Cobrabite
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
21 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 1:24:03 PM
Whee...god if i could have voted, I woulda voted for almost anyone other then him. Funny but I don't think even he's that stupid. |
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 badguy458
Male, 18-29, Europe
465 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 12:28:20 PM
^If you thought that was real for one second, you should kill yourself. |
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 BleednBeauty
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
597 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 11:34:48 AM
^ That made no sense. You were just looking for a reason to criticize!I thought it was funny. But I honestly don't think it's real. I don't know...Bush is a dumba.ss and I absolutely hate him. But I don't think he's that dimwitted. |
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Anchorless
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
51 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 10:25:57 AM
"George Bush is funny because he makes dumb people seem smart :)"Coming from someone who uses smiley faces, it kind of makes you look like the dumb one... |
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 Lemony_fresh
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
307 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 9:48:41 AM
Good stuff. |
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 CherryPie109
Female, 18-29, Europe
57 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 7:08:14 AM
Hillarious had me laughing out loud literally. Especially this bit:“Think about it. 9/10? You’re riding your bike whistling a happy tune. 9/12? You’re scared stiff. In between? 9/11. Bingo.” |
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 jizzos
Male, 18-29, Europe
206 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 5:19:27 AM
haha that was good, didnt read all of it, just big parts, liked the fig bit  |
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Marram
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
316 Posts
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006 5:05:09 AM
"I'm in a bunny mood today"George Bush is funny because he makes dumb people seem smart :) |
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 Chelsea8988
Female, 18-29, Western US
4769 Posts
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006 10:48:56 PM
Hahah. Now that's funny. |
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 buddy
Male, 30-39, Western US
18663 Posts
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006 10:39:46 PM
Link: State of the Union, First Draft [Rate Link] - Bush's original draft for his speech discovered. |
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