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State of the Union, First Draft

Hits: 9545 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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Monty_Python
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1229 Posts
Saturday, February 04, 2006 6:53:46 PM
Funny, my favorite line was:
"Now, I know I have my critics because of the war and Homeland Security, and I know this is an election year but, in the spirit of bi-partisanship, I extend a fig towards the opposition and say, if I may use Latin? “Ix-nay.”"

fedabog
Male, 18-29, Western US
 91 Posts
Thursday, February 02, 2006 12:05:59 AM
omg, i hate bush bashers. if you hate him so much, you do his job.

Overmann
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3156 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 11:14:39 PM
Haha, "parenthisaurs". Pure gold.

KnightmareOH
Male, 18-29, Western US
 288 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 10:47:41 PM
Wow I'm surprised. When I opened up this comments page I half expected to see the conservative humor patrol out in full force denouncing the "treasonous" and "unamerican" nature of this obviously political satire. But instead, someone who thinks cheney was smart and edwards channels dead babies. I'm impressed.

petitecitron
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 460 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 9:47:58 PM
That was stupid. I hate Bush and I found that to be stupid. (sigh)

Cindy_
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 33386 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 7:04:14 PM
Hehe, funny.

DiablodeMort
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 18 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 6:51:14 PM
I want you all to think about this.. Which it better:
Kerry - Wow.. I truly can't think of anything good.. Oh wait.. yea he got him self hurt in Nam and got some medals
Edwards - Tricked a jury into believing he "channeled" a DEAD baby to win a courtcase
-OR-
Bush - Ok.. Here's pretty damn stupid and he's in bed w/ the relegious folks.
Chenny - A SMART person, a little fat, but very smart and thinks stuff through

You Decide. In my opinion Bush was the lesser of 2 evils(I dislike both the republican and democratic parties)


CacaPUNYETA
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 184 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 6:35:25 PM
that bored me just like the actual speech did smh

SnowWolf
Female, 13-17, Western US
 354 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 5:03:27 PM
He smart enough to get a whole entire country to go into a war that should've never been fought.

budsbd
Male, 18-29, S. America
 26 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 4:46:18 PM
ahhahaha awesome. but i have a question: why did the text end with "der Homeland"? Is it just another bushism, or is it maybe because of the German masculine article "der" (meaning the), making perhaps a nazi reference?

thecranberry
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 728 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 4:18:06 PM
seriously bleed'nbeauty, thats just sad. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?! damn...why cant we just let nature take its course and not protect stupid people? let them wander as they may, no matter the danger?

HOBYandy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3062 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 3:40:54 PM
^^^wow...there's our future...

acdc_rocks91
Male, 13-17, Europe
 802 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 3:26:20 PM
to much to read

gabcab
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 657 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 3:11:42 PM
Here is a real bush quote:
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
Hahahaha, he is so dumb that I would vote for somebody that believed this article instead of him (If I was at least 18).

RinjiHalfElf
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 338 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 2:02:59 PM
You know, at first I was almost convinced it was him, until I saw the part about McDonald's. lol

-"Who cooks at your house?"
-"Ronald McDonald."


Cobrabite
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 21 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 1:24:03 PM
Whee...god if i could have voted, I woulda voted for almost anyone other then him. Funny but I don't think even he's that stupid.

badguy458
Male, 18-29, Europe
 465 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 12:28:20 PM
^If you thought that was real for one second, you should kill yourself.

BleednBeauty
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 597 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 11:34:48 AM
^ That made no sense. You were just looking for a reason to criticize!

I thought it was funny. But I honestly don't think it's real. I don't know...Bush is a dumba.ss and I absolutely hate him. But I don't think he's that dimwitted.


Anchorless
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 51 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 10:25:57 AM
"George Bush is funny because he makes dumb people seem smart :)"

Coming from someone who uses smiley faces, it kind of makes you look like the dumb one...


Lemony_fresh
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 307 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 9:48:41 AM
Good stuff.

CherryPie109
Female, 18-29, Europe
 57 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 7:08:14 AM
Hillarious had me laughing out loud literally. Especially this bit:

“Think about it. 9/10? You’re riding your bike whistling a happy tune. 9/12? You’re scared stiff. In between? 9/11. Bingo.”


jizzos
Male, 18-29, Europe
 206 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 5:19:27 AM
haha that was good, didnt read all of it, just big parts, liked the fig bit

Marram
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 316 Posts
Wednesday, February 01, 2006 5:05:09 AM
"I'm in a bunny mood today"

George Bush is funny because he makes dumb people seem smart :)


Chelsea8988
Female, 18-29, Western US
 4769 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2006 10:48:56 PM
Hahah. Now that's funny.

buddy
Male, 30-39, Western US
 18663 Posts
Tuesday, January 31, 2006 10:39:46 PM
Link: State of the Union, First Draft [Rate Link] - Bush's original draft for his speech discovered.


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