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 Toodlepuff
Female, 13-17, Europe
 161 Posts
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Monday, January 16, 2006 4:52:55 PM
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 Xtopherxaos
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
28 Posts
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Friday, January 13, 2006 2:07:02 PM
Man, I bet that was hilarious back in 1997. |
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 Manicstoive
Male, 18-29, Europe
910 Posts
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 7:34:44 PM
XP beer: :- Takes approximately an hour to open, and when it does, it looks very nice, but tastes like crap (a bit like Castlemain XXXX then). Prone to freezing solid at any given moment for no apparent reason, yet slowly forces more and more people to have no choice but to drink it. |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
10503 Posts
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 6:08:00 PM
missing xp beer... |
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 cutbullocks
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
395 Posts
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 5:19:17 PM
with windows xp..had it for a year then people said "loser try linux!" i tried the one my friend told me was the best out there, i did and in about a month i got a virus..so there u go... the beer stuff wasnt that funny either, it got boring fast |
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 lamegatorade
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
67 Posts
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 4:43:37 PM
i dont understand why so many people hate XP, it works wonderfully for menever crashed, never had a virus, no problems whatsoever, it even runs fast
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dablaine
Male, 18-29, Southern US
111 Posts
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 10:24:12 AM
WindowsXP Beer:
Turned out to be a failed project. Now is said to be used by Iraqi terrorists as suside bombs because of their explosive contents. |
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KMeTG
Male, 18-29, Europe
1269 Posts
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 9:29:40 AM
WindowsXP beer:
Decides on it's own that it sometimes doesn't want to be drunk, and when this happens no amounts of expletives will make it work. Doesn't understand anything that isn't itself, doesn't want to be drunk with anything but itself, assuming it wants to be drunk in the first place. Arguably the Windowsbrewery's worst attempt at brewing EVER. |
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 FRANCESUX
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
522 Posts
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 8:23:09 AM
WINDOWS XP BEER:
A beer that can be enjoyed at home or at the office. Like tequila however, many cans are prone to have a fat, juicy worm inside. This brew is also highly susceptible to theft. If this occurs, there is no limit to how much damage can be inflicted. If that weren't enough, u can forget about refrigerating this drink, since that won't stop the hordes of viruses it will accumulate. |
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 lolakitty72
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
2500 Posts
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 6:27:52 AM
mmmmmmm Linux Beer..malty |
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 notapervert
Male, 13-17, Asia
2598 Posts
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 5:37:17 AM
no windwos XP beer? |
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signed_in
Male, 18-29, Europe
126 Posts
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 5:25:24 AM
Hmmm
XP beer, looks more flashy that 98 beer, but can b e made to look like 98 again. Allows you to put anything in your beer and it will accept it automatically, unless it is something the brewary has never heard of then it will never accept it. |
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 Aphecks
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1742 Posts
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 4:24:25 AM
:-p I have a lot more. Kinda funny although it makes me feel a little dorky for getting the humor behind each of the jokes  . |
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 Stimpy1993
Male, 13-17, Canada
265 Posts
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006 2:37:11 AM
ha ha I have more than you {currently at 76} I wonder what's XP beer |
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 buddy
Male, 30-39, Western US
18663 Posts
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Tuesday, January 10, 2006 11:44:12 PM
Link: If Operating Systems were Beers [Rate Link] - Mmmm.... DOS Beer. |
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