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If Operating Systems were Beers

Hits: 11932 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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Female, 13-17, Europe
 161 Posts
Monday, January 16, 2006 4:52:55 PM

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 28 Posts
Friday, January 13, 2006 2:07:02 PM
Man, I bet that was hilarious back in 1997.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 910 Posts
Wednesday, January 11, 2006 7:34:44 PM
XP beer: :- Takes approximately an hour to open, and when it does, it looks very nice, but tastes like crap (a bit like Castlemain XXXX then). Prone to freezing solid at any given moment for no apparent reason, yet slowly forces more and more people to have no choice but to drink it.

Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Wednesday, January 11, 2006 6:08:00 PM
missing xp beer...

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 395 Posts
Wednesday, January 11, 2006 5:19:17 PM
with windows xp..had it for a year then people said "loser try linux!" i tried the one my friend told me was the best out there, i did and in about a month i got a virus..so there u go... the beer stuff wasnt that funny either, it got boring fast

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 67 Posts
Wednesday, January 11, 2006 4:43:37 PM
i dont understand why so many people hate XP, it works wonderfully for me

never crashed, never had a virus, no problems whatsoever, it even runs fast

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 111 Posts
Wednesday, January 11, 2006 10:24:12 AM
WindowsXP Beer:
Turned out to be a failed project. Now is said to be used by Iraqi terrorists as suside bombs because of their explosive contents.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 1269 Posts
Wednesday, January 11, 2006 9:29:40 AM
WindowsXP beer:
Decides on it's own that it sometimes doesn't want to be drunk, and when this happens no amounts of expletives will make it work. Doesn't understand anything that isn't itself, doesn't want to be drunk with anything but itself, assuming it wants to be drunk in the first place. Arguably the Windowsbrewery's worst attempt at brewing EVER.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 522 Posts
Wednesday, January 11, 2006 8:23:09 AM
A beer that can be enjoyed at home or at the office. Like tequila however, many cans are prone to have a fat, juicy worm inside. This brew is also highly susceptible to theft. If this occurs, there is no limit to how much damage can be inflicted. If that weren't enough, u can forget about refrigerating this drink, since that won't stop the hordes of viruses it will accumulate.

Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 2500 Posts
Wednesday, January 11, 2006 6:27:52 AM
mmmmmmm Linux Beer..malty

Male, 13-17, Asia
 2598 Posts
Wednesday, January 11, 2006 5:37:17 AM
no windwos XP beer?

Male, 18-29, Europe
 126 Posts
Wednesday, January 11, 2006 5:25:24 AM
XP beer, looks more flashy that 98 beer, but can b e made to look like 98 again. Allows you to put anything in your beer and it will accept it automatically, unless it is something the brewary has never heard of then it will never accept it.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1742 Posts
Wednesday, January 11, 2006 4:24:25 AM
:-p I have a lot more. Kinda funny although it makes me feel a little dorky for getting the humor behind each of the jokes .

Male, 13-17, Canada
 265 Posts
Wednesday, January 11, 2006 2:37:11 AM
ha ha I have more than you

{currently at 76}

I wonder what's XP beer

Male, 30-39, Western US
 18663 Posts
Tuesday, January 10, 2006 11:44:12 PM
Link: If Operating Systems were Beers [Rate Link] - Mmmm.... DOS Beer.

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