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Chip implnats for humans

Hits: 7959 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Science | Added by: buddy
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Denny2
Male, 18-29, Western US
 156 Posts
Friday, December 22, 2006 1:20:44 AM
Wow it's another stupid topic by Buddy. Congrats

mychumps
Male, 18-29, Canada
 70 Posts
Saturday, February 25, 2006 6:57:44 PM
" . . . and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed. And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: and that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name."
That's kind of a confusing matter to consider. I can understand chipping for protection and maybe government issues (without the snooping) but to HAVE to get it is an outrage. No one that does not want to be chipped shouldn't have too. And this becoming a religious battle may be a possibilty. It could be a great improvement in the quality of life as SarahofBorg said...but the theory of the reason to get the chip implanted should be reconsidered.


i totally agree


BleednBeauty
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 597 Posts
Friday, January 06, 2006 6:38:41 PM
It's real...get used to it. Technology is advancing and we really have no choice but to go with it. PLus, it may be able to help with Terrorism and all.

GypsyCassie
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 900 Posts
Thursday, December 29, 2005 3:23:52 PM
This is real, and they would have to kill me first

jagger04
Male, 50-59, S. America
 339 Posts
Wednesday, December 28, 2005 11:47:47 AM
guys... this thing is real.. and yes they have put it in someone before, as a test. and they do it to animals too. why is everyone always so quick to say fake?

psycopyro
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 392 Posts
Wednesday, December 28, 2005 8:19:33 AM
this is very old news. they use these on animals to so they can just scan them to see who the owner is. they already have these in voulnterrs for the samereason, medical.

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4003 Posts
Wednesday, December 28, 2005 2:33:02 AM
I wonder if I could get several hundred implanted at once? I mean, riddle my hands and forehead with a few dozen, sure, but why stop there? Why not, like AVDPhoenix says, get them in my butt, too? That would easily hold a hundred or so if they're only rice grain sized, right? Would this shoot me straight to the front of the line for Hell's Express flight, or would I need to get some in the feet, too?

ANaRCH
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 267 Posts
Wednesday, December 28, 2005 1:02:16 AM
Whoa....fake? dont think so....this ideas been around for quite a while. and you know when They get an idea going in technology...its to come around sooner or later. This is a big step in technology...i believe its being worked on....but it actually being here and READY for injection?....dout that....To me its just selling your soul....its one big tracking device to me.

-XxX
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 186 Posts
Wednesday, December 28, 2005 12:40:48 AM
Ughhhh.... Yet another thing to make me paranoid about now when I get a shot! >.<

mikallang
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 615 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 11:58:28 PM
and when i say this kid..i mean the kid of the empire north site..soz if there was confusion.

mikallang
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 615 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 11:56:32 PM
ok here is the reality of this. it is fake. the story is as follows. the kid is a 3d artist and as a hoax, he took a presentation much like this one to the chinese police expo. remember that its a hoax. so what ended up happening is that he was actually getting bids on it from different contractors. he got scared and left.
http://www.backfire.dk/EMPIRENORTH/newsite/products_en001.htm
is the name of the site that "advertises" the rifle. i was fooled to until i sniffed around. there is a german site that tells the story..if u cant read german, use google translator (friggin thing is a god send for reading islamic jihad sites) hope i have been able to clear this matter up for u guys. till next post :)

AVDPhoenix
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1527 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 10:10:03 PM
Creepy! maybe they just migh put the implants in our butts! So it will be different from the evil satanic prophecy!

LKJSlain
Female, 18-29, Western US
 649 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 7:28:17 PM
The question isn't weather they are "MAKING" or "HAVE MADE IT" the reality is that people are THINKING of making it. Hence, eventually, something LIKE it will be made. And could it be merely coincidence that it goes in the hand or forehead? No I don't believe that it could be. Everything else around it points to what is written in the bible, "Buying and selling" and what not. It'll basically - At least, what it SOUNDS like - be everyone's personal credit card. And we won't use "MONEY" anymore, that's why it'll be "MANDATORY". Because if you DON'T have one, then you won't be able to buy and sell. HOWEVER, at the same time, if you DO have one, you give the government the ability to do basically whatever they want to you/with you, etc. Because you never really know when they implant "ELECTRICAL" devices, what's REALLY going on there. It could be used as a "STUN" gun to control everyone. Or, it could just make you do the

Wyrenth
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 256 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 6:15:05 PM
I don't typically buy into the whole conspiracy garbage. Like all forms of technology, I can see good and bad things to this--it all depends on how it's used (a lot of people had conniptions about the V-Chip they put in TVs if I remember correctly).

jayembee
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1582 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 5:55:14 PM
On 12/27/2005 4:10:55 PM kims_iab wrote: now whenever I get a shot, I'm going to be afraid that I'm going to get one of these things injected into me (*note MAJOR sarcasm*) I doubt they ever make it

btw, they already exist. It's called a doggy implant. My dog has one. About the size of a piece of rice that tell a scanner who she belongs to if she ever gets lost.


jayembee
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1582 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 5:53:17 PM
wheeelllllll.... technically from a Christian perspective if it was implanted in places other than the hand or forehead it wouldn't be a mark of the beast then would it? lol

I guess if it was mandatory i would just ask for it to be implanted somewhere else.... say... the buttocks :D


kims_iab
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 123 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 4:10:55 PM
now whenever I get a shot, I'm going to be afraid that I'm going to get one of these things injected into me (*note MAJOR sarcasm*)
I doubt they ever make it

metter
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 1027 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 3:26:00 PM
*falls to knees*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BleednBeauty
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 597 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 2:38:52 PM
" . . . and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed. And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: and that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name."

That's kind of a confusing matter to consider. I can understand chipping for protection and maybe government issues (without the snooping) but to HAVE to get it is an outrage. No one that does not want to be chipped shouldn't have too. And this becoming a religious battle may be a possibilty. It could be a great improvement in the quality of life as SarahofBorg said...but the theory of the reason to get the chip implanted should be reconsidered.


chestertheje
Male, 13-17, Canada
 607 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 1:20:03 PM
Oh boy, im senseing a religious battle here.....NOOOOOO!!!! HERE COME THE 345938457345 POSTS!!!

HeyLookAtHer
Female, 13-17, Europe
 773 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 11:38:50 AM
i signed the petition :)

gonadsonfire
Male, 13-17, Canada
 917 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 6:02:38 AM
it is real! the end is nigh! we shall all be killed in the evil fires of ragnarok!

gonadsonfire
Male, 13-17, Canada
 917 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 6:01:33 AM
doubt this is real.

lolakitty72
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 2500 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 4:59:13 AM
Ah, the Internet- not just for porn...it's also a virtual "the end is nigh" sandwichboard for conspiracy theorists

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Tuesday, December 27, 2005 3:33:41 AM
Like every improvement in technology that could possibly be a truely great improvement in the quality of life and the relief of suffering in human beings, this is just yet another sign of the apocolypse.

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