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Mormons: TO THE EXTREME!

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ajcoolchick
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2195 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2006 12:15:40 PM
Religion is just somthing you beilve in, it doesn't matter what you call yourself all that matters is what you beilive in. People who hang up on their past like that are idiots. Just because sombody once bilived somthing and changed because all the others are changing also isn't bad. In fact they are bettering themselves. cnlbell you really opened yourself up there which really makes me think you are not to bright yourself. (not saying that is what you are but that is what you are making yourself seem) Name calling is not the way to make your point seem.

As for the clip I found it kind of dumb.


Naoscaire
Male, 18-29, Europe
 585 Posts
Saturday, February 11, 2006 10:32:10 AM
I'm not going to tell anyone what I believe is true because I will be wasting my time. However, I do offer EVERYONE the chance to find out the truth. If you have made your decision before you read this then don't waste your time:

James 1:5-8
"If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him. But let him ask in faith, nothing wavering. For he that wavereth is like a wave of the sea driven with the wind and tossed. For let not that man think that he shall receive any thing of the Lord. A double minded man is unstable in all his ways."


kissofflibs
Male, 18-29, Western US
 30 Posts
Wednesday, November 16, 2005 3:51:00 PM
cnbell...You are the biggest hypocrite there is. Look at his previous posts. You sit there and say that you don't hate Mormons or the religion, but you have no problem name calling and saying lies about our beliefs.

When did you become the f'n expert, you Satan worshipping warlock?

If you claim to merely be stating your opinion, well than, I apologize...please continue to take advantage of freedom of speech, and vomit out you lies, but don't sit back and say that you don't "hate" the Mormons or their beliefs you, anti-Mormon hypocritical dip poo.


cnlbell
Female, 18-29, Western US
 417 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2005 7:31:39 PM
Hey, HotnBiscuits, I have had so much fun reading your posts. This has been fun.

Kissofflibs, just drop it. You are obviously very set in your ways and not willing to take the blinders off and I and many who have found out the truth have moved on and found something else that fulfills our lives. You "rant and rave" all on your own about how right you are so quit being such a damn hypocrite and just agree to disagree. Oh, and for the record, the Holy Bible is my resource for determining the Mormon Bible is a fabrication made up by a mad man. Thank you very much. My credability comes from archiological proof, proving the Bible to be correct and that the Mormon Bible has NO archeological proof. Period. Done. Fin!

HotnBiscuits, email me sometime, I am curious about your experiences with the church and getting out.


HotnBiscuits
Female, 18-29, Western US
 8 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2005 3:03:58 PM
LMFAO! I'm just gonna leave that one alone.

kissofflibs
Male, 18-29, Western US
 30 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2005 1:41:31 PM
LOL...Childish name calling...WOW...and your trying to tell me that I'm the uneducated one here. You've spent hours and hours ranting and raving over a religion that you know nothing about..NOTHING. I think that both of you, Cnlbell and HotnBiscuitsm, are just angry at the fact that you are too weak, too worldly, and too selfish to be able to live the standards of a follower of Christ. You would rather believe in what you think is right...than what is really right, because it's the easy way out. Your making fun of a religion that teaches people to have faith and live rightouesly. Would you rather have people belive in YOUR ideals and YOUR way of thinking? Where is YOUR creditability?

What is your agenda? What is your interpretation of righteousness? I guarantee it would not match up to the way I live my life, because your living a life with no direction and based off what the world believes is true. Is MTV and the liberal media your sources of truth?


HotnBiscuits
Female, 18-29, Western US
 8 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2005 10:50:45 AM
WTF?!?!
I meant to say:
P.S. CNLBELL
"take a fatal overdose of your medication" was hilarious. That line made my day!!!

HotnBiscuits
Female, 18-29, Western US
 8 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2005 10:48:25 AM
I'll admit it....I hate the religion with a bloody passion!!!! I have nothing against the members therein, they cannot help the fact that they're brainwashed. Hey kissofflibs....I think it's funny that you say I know absolutely nothing about the religion, when in fact, I was born and raised into it. I decided to go off on my own and research the religion. I know practically EVERYTHING there is to know about the LDS church (church approved and non approved literature). I honestly feel sorry for you, I was once like you. I used to defend the religion "knowing" that it was the church of God. BLAH BLAH BLAH! However, I grew up; I decided to think for myself. I hope one day you're able to become more open minded and find the truth yourself. It's cool if ignorance and faith are for you. In my opinion though...."faith" is a synonym for "brainwashed mother f*ckers," but to each their own I guess.
P.S. CNLBELL, "take a fatal overdose of your m

cnlbell
Female, 18-29, Western US
 417 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2005 4:13:54 AM
Did I say I hate Mormon's or their religion?? (checks earlier posts...) Nope. STFU Kissofflibs and thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."

I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part... Nah, of course you would.

Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor, take a fatal overdose of your medication.


kissofflibs
Male, 18-29, Western US
 30 Posts
Wednesday, November 09, 2005 1:42:47 AM
HotnBiscuits and cnlbell...Thank you...thank you for your comments. I've never met two people with some much hate for a religion they know nothing about. Clearly your comments over the past couple of days have lead millions to believe that Mormons are brain washed demons that only marry 14 year old girls...that we have been lead astray by Joseph Smith into believing that we should love our nieghbors...help those in need...treat everyone with kindness and respect...be loyal to our family and friends...go to church every Sunday...believe in faith...read the scriptures...follow the teachings of Christ...keep our bodies free from drugs and alcohol...gain an college education...respect our environment...

Should I keep going? Take a minute and just think about how much hate you have for a religion that teaches it's members all of these things. Thank you for enlightening all of us here at i-am-bored.com


HotnBiscuits
Female, 18-29, Western US
 8 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 4:04:30 PM
Yay for perseverance!!!
BITCHES AND HOES!!!

cnlbell
Female, 18-29, Western US
 417 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 3:38:00 PM
OMG! I didn't think we would make it, but here we are! This thread has reached the 5th page!!

This is such an honor. I have so many to thank. Oh, I have to thank all the Mormons out there for relentlessly defending their religion despite overwhelming proof their founder was an insane, swindling, chauvinistic pedophile. When you get to heaven, give all those wives a kiss and hug for me and maybe name a continent on your planet after me -k-?

To all the ex-mormons out there for speaking the truth despite overwhelming persecution. There is a special place for you, and the weather is mild.

To my family and friends, and last but most certainly not least: God. For whom non of this would be possible. Thanks for giving me intelligence and the ability to discern the truth from lies. Love you JC!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... heh, heh... eeeeehhh. yah.

Over and out yall.


cnlbell
Female, 18-29, Western US
 417 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 3:29:29 PM
LMFAO!!! Awesome.

Hey kissofflibs, The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently." You are an unutterably petty miscreant and proof that God has a disturbed sense of humor.

God rules! LOL Folks, I think this board has takeken a turn for the hilarious. Hold on tight!


HotnBiscuits
Female, 18-29, Western US
 8 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 1:58:15 PM
Ok....kiss off libs....
A) I'd rather have someone brutally rip off my eyes and ears. That way, I'd never have to see or hear anything the LDS religion has to offer me again.
B) I find it funny that you Mormons think we "never really stop believing....no matter how far we stray." If there is any truth to that, it's because of the brainwashing you a-holes have done. Thank GOD I never, ever, want to go back to that cult. FOR THE RECORD, YES IT IS A CULT!
C) If the LDS religion is the true church....I'd rather fry in the fiery depths of hell with my brother Lucifer (cnlbell apparently) than go to the "CELESTIAL KINGDOM" to be with you bigots who believe in segregation.
Here's a song I wrote for you kiss off....
I HAVE A FAMILY HERE IN HELL....THEY ARE SO GOOD TO ME. I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE RIGHT HERE, THROUGH ALL ETERNITY! I ALWAYS WANT TO BE WITH MY OWN FAMILY....AND THE DEVIL HAS SHOWED ME HOW I CAN. THE DEVIL....HAS SHOWED ME HOW I CAN!

kissofflibs
Male, 18-29, Western US
 30 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 2:11:06 AM
cnlbell...HotnBiscuits...you know what the Mormons believe about ex mormons...that they never lose their faith in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints...no matter how far they stray. Your always welcomed back.

kissofflibs
Male, 18-29, Western US
 30 Posts
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 1:11:11 AM
Holy Hell!!! HotnBisquits...thank you for proving to the public once again that NO...not everyone should enjoy the freedom of speech. Cnlbell...are you the devil?

cnlbell
Female, 18-29, Western US
 417 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2005 5:52:26 PM
LMAO

HotnBiscuits
Female, 18-29, Western US
 8 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2005 3:24:29 PM
Actually, Joseph Smith was a pedophile (he was doing the business with a 14 year old), polygamist (yes it started with him and NOT Brigham Young), swindler (just two years before he started the religion he claimed to be a fortune seer. He was taken to court for swindeling people out of money), he was a member of the Masons (which he DID take a lot of their rituals and put them into the LDS religion) and many, many more. Wait maybe he was a crackpot full of poo too. Good ol' Joe - what a man to worship and idolize.

cnlbell
Female, 18-29, Western US
 417 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2005 2:41:11 PM
HotnBiscuits -- Thanx.

Oh, and, the test is that if even one prophesy does not come to pass. One of them was David W. Patten to go on a mission

Verily, thus saith the Lord: It is wisdom in my servant David W. Patten, that he settle up all his business as soon as he possibly can, and make a disposition of his merchandise, that he may perform a mission unto me next spring, in company with others, even twelve including himself, to testify of my name and bear glad tidings unto the world. (Doctrine & Covenants 114:1)

This prophecy was made on April 17, 1838. David W. Patten died in October of 1838 and thus never went on a mission the following spring.

Guess that was a big oopsie on the part of God eh? So much for being all seeing and all powerful huh? Or maybe Joseph Smith was a crackpot full of sh*t.

Again, do the freakin homework people.


HotnBiscuits
Female, 18-29, Western US
 8 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2005 1:35:33 PM
Whatever happened to freedom of speech? Cnlbell is allowed to say whatever the eff she wants! I am an ex Mormon and agree with everything Cnlbell was saying. I don't think Mormon's are bad people, however I find the religion itself to be ricockulous! Thank the ALMIGHTY BIG BLACK LORD that I got out when I did!!!
P.S. - AFTER ALL OF MY RESEARCH, I HAVE STRONG EVIDENCE POINTING TO THE FACT THAT GOD IS AFRICAN AMERICAN! THAT DAMN BOOK OF MORMON IS ALL BACKWARDS. IT'S NOT THAT THE WHITES ARE WHOLESOME AND PURE, IT'S ALL ABOUT BEING DARK SKINNED! I WISH I WERE AFRICAN AMERICAN RIGHT NOW.

cnlbell
Female, 18-29, Western US
 417 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2005 4:10:13 AM
A possible short and very simple explanation to the question "Why does God allow bad thins to happen?".

cnlbell
Female, 18-29, Western US
 417 Posts
Monday, November 07, 2005 2:45:25 AM
I do not claim to be a prophet because I never prophesied anything. Just stated what I found in research. I thought it was an interesting debate, which is what I love to do, debate. If someone posted a link on people who love six toed cats, I could probably come up with a way to keep the thread going for five pages... oh, look we're almost there. For freaks sake, I just was giving my findings and how I interepreted them. What a righteous and loyal (insert denomination here) you are to withstand the test of evidence supporting how ridiculous it may be. Good for you. Pat yourself on the back and enjoy that wonderful plant/heaven with all your wives sir. Please, maybe I am referring to other sects of Mormonism. There are bastardized versions of every religion out there led by kooks. Your denomination is not left out there. How about the polygamist Mormons out there? So please, you shout at me to stop questioning someone's belief and yet in doing so, you are riding me for mine. Hypocrite.

dramastace
Female, 13-17, Western US
 1410 Posts
Sunday, November 06, 2005 9:41:18 PM
Wow. Post a simple link with the slightest reference to a religion and someone will take it WAY, WAY out of hand.

I don't care what your opinions of the religion are, but these boards are NOT the right place to espouse/denounce it.

The link was pretty funny though, the Saints or Ain'ts line, of course, being the best. ^^


guapodude
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 14079 Posts
Sunday, November 06, 2005 8:22:04 PM
Wow. everyone believes that they will change someones religion with a blurb in the comment box of i-am-bored.com.

JJlink
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 109 Posts
Sunday, November 06, 2005 8:03:14 PM
looks like a stupid movie

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