 kims_iab
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 123 Posts
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Monday, January 16, 2006 9:23:32 PM
they did this in my town... wait, no they didn't! |
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 pal666
Male, 13-17, Europe
1065 Posts
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Wednesday, November 02, 2005 12:36:55 PM
rite |
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 tacuvo
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
292 Posts
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Tuesday, November 01, 2005 5:21:20 PM
Thank you very much Halifax Girl. Seriously though, I've been asking and no one answers, but I do check back. Hey if you wanna ROFL a little check out this link, http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/buttrocket.html |
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 Papapimpin
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
528 Posts
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Tuesday, November 01, 2005 3:34:09 PM
lol mooseyfate i agree. Now they have found a way to tax even our halloween candy. Bastards. |
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 Twist13
Male, 70 & Over, Midwest US
609 Posts
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Tuesday, November 01, 2005 2:55:22 PM
Lil Bastards need their candy taken away from them. I handed out sweet and Low packets for halloween. |
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 halifax_girl
Female, 18-29, Canada
6884 Posts
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Tuesday, November 01, 2005 12:42:19 AM
On 10/31/2005 10:29:05 PM tacuvo wrote: I feel like and idiot. I've never been on "the onion", so at first, I thought it was real. Ridiculous, but real. Do they always write articles like these? And wtf does ROFL mean? I keep asking and no one answers me.
People do answer you, you just don't check back in the forums or something...ROFL means rolling on floor laughing. Doubt you'll see this...
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 Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
3534 Posts
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Tuesday, November 01, 2005 12:41:20 AM
So who will the Homeland Security officials selectively omit in their supposed "random" searches that are unofficially guided by the mores of political correctness?? The real towlheads, taking the kids of theirs out to collect candy, disguised as icons of Western Imperialism such as Batman, Superman, and Dick Cheney, or the children of non-Muslim Americans who are merely DRESSING-UP like the Towlheads?? It will be interesting to see which party they may omit in their "random search," out of the likely confusion over which of them would be most outraged by the search which most closely fulfills the appearance-oriented logic behing counter-American suspicions. They usually omit the most plausible suspect, in other words. An indication of how successful the liberal censorship ploy of "political-correctness" has been in influencing not only the thought-processes of our daily lives, but the investigative parameters of our Executive justice system |
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 popo38
Female, 13-17, Western US
338 Posts
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Tuesday, November 01, 2005 12:05:31 AM
thought it was real..... the way america thinks now kinda doesentmake this sound fake |
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 mjsmoose
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
5147 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 11:15:57 PM
On 10/31/2005 10:29:05 PM tacuvo wrote: I feel like and idiot. I've never been on "the onion", so at first, I thought it was real. Ridiculous, but real. Do they always write articles like these?
This is really all the Onion writes. Some of it sounds slightly plausible, and some like last weeks story about Pittsburg not being prepared for zombie attacks, is just over the top.
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tacuvo
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
292 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 10:29:05 PM
I feel like and idiot. I've never been on "the onion", so at first, I thought it was real. Ridiculous, but real. Do they always write articles like these? And wtf does ROFL mean? I keep asking and no one answers me. |
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 p-ball4life
Male, 18-29, Canada
677 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 10:11:30 PM
^^ lol |
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 b4light
Male, 13-17, Canada
27 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 9:12:48 PM
i like onions...my dad made me eat 1 for $5
i just hid it in my pocket(but i did take a little bite.its nasty!!) |
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 flipz4
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
304 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 6:51:51 PM
you are on crack metter |
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 piratepigz12
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
632 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 6:19:53 PM
lol, i love the onion |
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 mooseyfate
Male, 13-17, Southern US
877 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 5:41:33 PM
heheh
I want that job
skip all the needless walking and just take it in the name of AMERICA |
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 metter
Male, 13-17, Southern US
1027 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 4:07:54 PM
UMMM IM DUMB DOES THAT MEAN I CANT GO BAG SNATCHIN??????????soorry bout caps and im 2 lazy 2 go back and make it not caps.even though this is more writing |
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 violingirl77
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
7145 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 3:47:41 PM
sure...  |
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 hottlava
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
160 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 2:32:49 PM
I wouldnt be at all suprised if they really started doing this! |
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 Enohead
Male, 40-49, Western US
1609 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 2:07:25 PM
The picture of the "Most Wanted Terrorists" is the best part! |
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 Deadman3215
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
519 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 1:04:46 PM
Fake news is funny, but not when people KNOW its fake. |
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 wild_monkeys
Female, 13-17, Europe
11855 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 12:48:51 PM
lmao |
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 rolez
Female, 18-29, Europe
12177 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 11:21:44 AM
Before i saw who it was written by (and read very far down) i thought it was for real!You gotta love the onion! |
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 owlkid
Female, 13-17, Europe
10 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 8:59:41 AM
So i take it this is just for fun......... |
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halifax_girl
Female, 18-29, Canada
6884 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 5:48:36 AM
Meh, the onion is annoying. |
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 theBSR
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
4185 Posts
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Monday, October 31, 2005 3:24:58 AM
Get those lil terrorists! |
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