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The Best Geek Quotes

Hits: 34553 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Technology | Added by: buddy
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Kay62442
Female, 13-17, Western US
 870 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 4:12:52 PM
I laughed @ all of them.

Aand nice one chestertheje!


llamaseacow
Male, 13-17, Australia
 574 Posts
Sunday, October 21, 2007 7:53:10 PM
I need to get l41d ...

Odd_Mindset
Male, 13-17, Western US
 143 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2007 10:15:26 PM
Dangit... I don't wanna be a geek.
But seriously folks, how can you not find #3 even a little funny?

willem199
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 268 Posts
Sunday, March 11, 2007 12:29:04 AM
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

ajcoolchick
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2195 Posts
Monday, September 04, 2006 3:26:31 PM
I like number 5...

TheEx
Female, 13-17, Canada
 158 Posts
Monday, September 04, 2006 3:07:53 PM
W00t! Not a geek.. yet.

BTW, my 100th post! :)


Cueball00
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4 Posts
Sunday, November 13, 2005 9:25:25 PM
I'm a geek, I know it, I'm proud of it, and I have the .txt,.pdf,.xls,and .doc to prove it!! lol

KeBob
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1863 Posts
Friday, October 14, 2005 10:33:22 PM
i laughed at every one of them oh no!

artistchick7
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 966 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2005 10:11:04 PM
Hahahaha

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

Very true


clorox
Male, 13-17, S. America
 412 Posts
Tuesday, October 11, 2005 10:55:46 AM
i love the "My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard." its fantanstic

halifax_girl
Female, 18-29, Canada
 6884 Posts
Monday, October 10, 2005 12:46:44 AM
Happy to say I didn't find any of them funny. Computer humor, meh.

oOJennaOo
Female, 13-17, Europe
 401 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 5:26:28 PM
the only one i found funny was My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.

alpensepp
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 1382 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 4:21:07 PM
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

ha! this means me.


kungfullama
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 13726 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 3:48:15 PM
On 10/7/2005 9:43:44 AM wild_monkeys wrote: i really didnt need to know this. i try and keep nerds out of my life. i am sad coz my best friend has just moved to georgia. i will probably never see her again.

Wah, wah. Shut up.

cheesysong23
Female, 13-17, Western US
 173 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 3:31:47 PM
I liked some of them and didn't get others. The pokemon one made me laugh and laugh. I'm probably going to sing that to my friends now just to bug them.

blahblah3349
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 57 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 12:28:46 PM
You people who dont get the roses are red one are n00bs!!!! HTML PWNS YOU N00BS! lol

nickbrick
Male, 13-17, Europe
 805 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 12:28:24 PM
number nine says it all for me

SuperSoph
Female, 13-17, Europe
 220 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 11:19:05 AM
*rolls around laughing*.....i don't get it........

Ajikan
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1539 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 11:03:27 AM
i agree with n_j or something, on the first page.
there are only few geeks that behave like in the 80s movies. and most that do behave like that that i know of, have a mental disorder.
sorry if i offended anyone, but i did say most, not all.
and my favorit of the jokes was: There's no place like 127.0.0.1... that cracked me upp

JosephineHMS
Female, 13-17, Canada
 571 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 9:44:13 AM
nooo! Im a dork no wonder I don't have a boyfriend

sir-cheese
Male, 13-17, Europe
 762 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 6:09:16 AM
hmmmm

aidious
Male, 18-29, Europe
 345 Posts
Friday, October 07, 2005 10:21:08 PM
they were very good, especially the pokemon one. And I do understand binary but that's because I have a maths degree. And the version 1.0 is soooo old.

Borderline
Female, 18-29, Canada
 327 Posts
Friday, October 07, 2005 10:04:41 PM
Hehe..the pokemon one was cute.

MikePiano
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1414 Posts
Friday, October 07, 2005 9:53:01 PM
i kno..haha i qualify for 3 and 6

You know your a computer geek when-

1.You kiss your girlfriend's home page.
2.Your glasses have a web site burned into them.
3.You turn your computer off and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug off your wife.
4.Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer can not come to bed"
5.You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.


Alyan
Female, 18-29, Europe
 336 Posts
Friday, October 07, 2005 9:00:08 PM
I loved them all, except number six..

It's a poem about Pokemon...? Eh..?
What's so funny about it? o.O


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