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I'm No Kin to the Monkey

Hits: 15083 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: buddy
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iamrobot13
Male, 13-17, Canada
 160 Posts
Sunday, May 20, 2007 6:18:32 PM
Kids are cute when they hatfully redicule people's theories.

iamrobot13
Male, 13-17, Canada
 160 Posts
Sunday, May 20, 2007 6:15:12 PM
drat Religion and Science.

Their both a bunch of stuck up blowhards

The enire universe is made out of giant monkey poo for all I care.


AndresH
Male, 18-29, Europe
 13281 Posts
Sunday, August 13, 2006 8:46:40 PM
Contrary to what some people think. In science, the word theory is used to describe something that is about as solid as it can get.

It's still a work in progress, the details are still being worked out, with new data being added and out understanding of its machinations increasing every day. But to suppose that the word Theory means that it's just a best guess that could be disproven at any point, is to not understand the scientific usage of the word 'theory' at all.

That's not to say that it COULDN'T be disproven or radically changed, part of science is to always be ready to change what you consider 'fact' based on new information. It's just that in order to disprove the theory of evolution at this point, you would need some sort of momentous discovery (or a series of such discoveries) that fundamentally changed our basic understanding of biology, chemstry, microscopy and geology, to name a few fields.


XxLeDuhxX
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 41 Posts
Sunday, August 13, 2006 8:32:50 PM
I HEARD A SONG JUST LIKE THIS!!! called: you can't make a monkey out of me..my daddy's no gorrilla my mommy's no ape so u can't make a monkey out of me! I'm a proud christian and god made us special we are not formed from monkeys gorillas OR apes you fudgeing idiots!!!!!!!!!!!

TrueCitizenW
Male, 30-39, Asia
 1 Posts
Monday, March 13, 2006 11:28:59 AM
This is a really bad song. It is spreading falsehood. Imagine what crap would we be teaching our children if we follow religion.

Hail Darwin! You have opened our eyes.


cotylena
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 159 Posts
Saturday, March 11, 2006 4:57:24 PM
hehe its cute..and yea when the rapture comes i hope you all are ready!! cuz i dont want u peoples going to hell

tomboygirl12
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 327 Posts
Monday, February 06, 2006 6:50:16 PM
Nope, not going to shut up.

But seriously, your going to HELL, bad place, so don't come crying to the heavens when Satan's firey pit takes you down.

AND I WON'T SHUT UP!!!!!!!
but the people who believe in evolution, you should SHUT THE DAMN F*CKING HELL UP


EmilyElle
Female, 13-17, Canada
 16 Posts
Friday, December 30, 2005 5:23:51 PM
Oh and mikeeegeee, I think agree with you, have you ever read Calculating God? It's a good read.

EmilyElle
Female, 13-17, Canada
 16 Posts
Friday, December 30, 2005 5:21:53 PM
Nope, your ancestors weren't monkeys [sic: apes], they were made out of dirt, and a rib from the guy made from dirt. Of COURSE! That makes so much more sense.

tomboygirl12
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 327 Posts
Thursday, December 22, 2005 1:03:25 PM
AJikan, you are so f-ckn' WRONG. if you think like that, when the rapture comes, you'll go to hell. now, i will shut up....


maybe


tomboygirl12
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 327 Posts
Thursday, December 22, 2005 12:57:31 PM
DAMN YOU PEOPLE, EVOLUTION IS SOME CRAPED UP THRORY THAT DOES NOT EVEN MAKE SENSE. SURPRISINGLY< mikeeegeee MIGHT CATCH THE FLAW IN THE THEORY IF HE LOOKED AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

at least theBSR isn't stupid


Aqausixio
Female, 18-29, Australia
 1433 Posts
Friday, October 14, 2005 6:41:21 PM
I think its time we evolved out of relegion ;)

muggyloc
Female, 40-49, Western US
 731 Posts
Wednesday, October 12, 2005 5:51:50 AM
Mine didnt swing from a tree lol

look215
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1504 Posts
Sunday, October 09, 2005 5:34:32 PM
now to sound really smart , actually the theory states that we evolved from the same ancestor of the ape, and that when we went on different evoluntionary paths . So technicaly we didnt evolve from an ape but we have a distant ancestor in common . But yeah I think that Religion these days is really a joke and to fully follow a religion and its leaders is allowing your mind to be controled. All the crap that has happened as a cause of religion over the past millenia is a joke I wouldnt cry if every religion got obliterated .

Osprey39
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1409 Posts
Sunday, October 09, 2005 3:07:52 AM
sugarcoating*

Osprey39
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1409 Posts
Sunday, October 09, 2005 3:07:25 AM
Since when is atheism a religion? And what you're saying exists, it's called intelligent design, which is basically religious fundamentalists' way of sugercoating creationism to try to make it more acceptable to school boards.

Dragonlord
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 742 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 9:53:45 PM
I dunno, maybe I'm just thinking the wrong way, but has anyone ever thought that creationism and evolution can co-exist? I mean, honestly, what's wrong with some god creating life from mud, and then encouraging that life to evolve towards "his" form (if it really is a he). I'm an aethiest, and I'm a strong supporter of evolution, but to say that I am right and you are wrong is rediculous, because neither side has solid evidence.

Personally, I think weshould stop all of this religeous propoganda for any religion, including athiesm. The only thing religious propoganda is good for is starting wars with other religions, and where's the sense in that? Last time I checked, every major god in the world promoted PEACE.


phroedoux
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 362 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 9:46:07 PM
those kids said they never swung from a tree. I've never met a kid who hasn't climbed a tree!! those lying non-nice individuals! They were awfly arrogant too, saying that not only do they not know anything about their ancestry, they know they weren't monkeys. OK, but how can you know that if you dont know anything about it? Dumbasses. Yeah, you didn't come from a monkey, I'll give you that, but my theory holds more water than yours does. Punk. "but but, PHROE! Father Priest guy says..." Oh yeah? Is that before or after he gave you the snikers bar for touching him below the belt? Father Priest guy aint all sunshine and roses, princess.

theBSR
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4185 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 7:44:31 PM
Get over it Commie

Ajikan
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1539 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 11:19:45 AM
this makes me extreamly mad, and gives me a feeling of showing my feeling in the form of overly violent outbursts. i say.... WAR AGAINST RELIGION.

i quote "religion is poison".
not that i agree with all that he has done. but that statement was right


Chicana_mami
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 1272 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 10:15:30 AM
aww that was cute

geckosrock
Male, 13-17, Canada
 986 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 3:29:44 AM
Yes we've all seen that theBSR. and yes, it never gets old.

theBSR
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4185 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 1:59:58 AM
http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/
Here's Scientology for ya lol

manorrd
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3000 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 1:24:32 AM
You're all WRONG.

According to L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology, we all evolved from clams.

He claims that many of our anxieties can be traced back to trillions of years of living as a clam. Lots of our problems stem from the conflict between the hinge that wanted to open and the hinge that wanted to close.

Also, we have anxiety from years of trying to gulp air while on the sea shore as wave after wave rolled over our heads.

Hey...if it's good enough for Tom Cruise and John Travolta, it's damn well good enough for me.


Earlyman
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 154 Posts
Saturday, October 08, 2005 1:02:22 AM
Evolution is a theory in progress. What about this like "Lucy" is that easily dismissed? Over the last 50 yrs alone we have made great progress, Pope John II even said the "Evolution is something that we should look in to." And to think that we and the world are only a little over 5000 yrs old is a bit narrow minded. Especialilly when it come from a 2000 yr old book that has gone through at least five different langauge translations, and another 500 yrs before i landed in your local Sunday school class.

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