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10 Excuses for Sleeping at Work

Hits: 31968 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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evil_noodle
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 364 Posts
Thursday, September 15, 2005 7:18:47 PM
You know....
there is jobs out there where you get paid to sleep.
Such as a scientists test subject for a scientist that is studying human sleep.
If you can find a scientist in the first place.

evil_noodle
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 364 Posts
Thursday, September 15, 2005 7:16:39 PM
Rule #1: Dont tell anyone about fight club.
Rule #2: Dont tell anyone about fight club.
Rule #3: Dont tell anyone about fight club.
:) :) :) :) :) :) One of my fav movies! Fight club rocks!

lucky_u4633
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 5 Posts
Thursday, September 15, 2005 6:36:37 PM
okay so maybe it could be viewed as blasphemy.... but in jesus name amen, lmfao

shadpro
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 269 Posts
Thursday, September 15, 2005 6:09:25 PM
#1. FIGHT CLUB RULES!!!
#2. imaginary people are weird!!!!
#3 why the hell are people writing such long comments lately?

MidoriBug
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1491 Posts
Thursday, September 15, 2005 4:48:58 PM
I liked the last one. Those were cute.

Ghostface
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 97 Posts
Thursday, September 15, 2005 10:49:24 AM
or for those of you who have watched fight club: We can go pump round after round into our fellow co-workers.

Night_wolf
Male, 13-17, Australia
 1 Posts
Thursday, September 15, 2005 4:12:40 AM
LOL... i cant wait to go to work just to tryt these!

slappy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 18811 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 10:58:57 PM
8. "The coffee machine is broken..."

We would all go home if that ever happened.


evdude16
Male, 13-17, Canada
 46 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 8:49:00 PM
^ doesn't sound like a good thing to say to your boss :P

S_J_W
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 7:51:30 PM
What about, “I’m drunk! Now get the hell out of my cubicle before I stab you in the neck!”?

catlvr887
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 532 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 7:44:53 PM
meh, most of those wont work if you snore

napalichic
Female, 18-29, Western US
 140 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 7:05:35 PM
My favorite:
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
lmao!

YevraHNairB
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 580 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 6:26:39 PM
Quote

glen_strange

... but luckily you gave us the ISBN, yeah i recognised that and it all came flooding back.

thats funniest comment I've read on this site!


skit_z
Male, 13-17, Western US
 198 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 6:05:11 PM
haha those are great but they forgot a funny one "I wasnt sleeping, there was just a bug in my eye and i was trying to sufficate it"

MikePiano
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1414 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 4:54:44 PM
lol i love how everyone has to get long and lengthy..i dont feel like reading all that dammit!! lol..just let the dude say what he has to say and dont bother..thats just my opinion..anyway yeah..

"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

lmao!


mooseyfate
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 877 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 4:42:18 PM
it's very hard to plagiarize jokes as most jokes' origins are unknown
books just put them in print
those jokes are most likely in fifty different books so this isn't a big deal
it would cost too much to copyright every joke in a book
as long as you don't copy the whole book(including any forewords or tables of contents), you're fine

youth
Female, 18-29, Europe
 890 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:56:36 PM
yeah i think the blood bank one is probably the most believable. i will use that in future.. obviously i can't use it to often..

suicideking
Male, 18-29, Europe
 24 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:48:22 PM
#11 - "im the boss you idiot, im alowed to sleep, f**k off and get some work done!!!"

sir-cheese
Male, 13-17, Europe
 762 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 1:43:50 PM
how handy

DestyNova
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 208 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 12:40:08 PM
The Blood Bank one has to work . . .

As to the fraud issue, I'm shocked and appauled that someone would besmirch the sanctity of the internet by using it to plagerise someone else's work. Someone better inform the internet police. I nominate aus_maca.

I'm glad this thing only happens rarely, I'm sure it is extremely important to all of us that when we read something on the internet, whether it be funny or merely informative, it is completely the original thoughts of the host of that particular webpage. Otherwise, society would surely come crashing down around us . . .


Flumpaphone
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 11:26:47 AM
I once used the excuse that I was allergic to non-drowsy hayfever tablets.

Only works in the summer that one :)


Enohead
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1609 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 11:06:22 AM
No, no - not just fraud, Fraud - with a capital F!
glen_strange, that cracked me UP!
Yep, that good ol' ISBN.

networkscott
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 10:43:39 AM
aus_maca your a fraud.. that text file is only on 1000 sites... try a google search and go grab a beer

slinky0
Female, 30-39, Canada
 11782 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 10:42:44 AM
^^Me too.

lovestricken
Female, 13-17, Western US
 796 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 10:01:29 AM
My favorite:
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

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