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Drunk Dial

Hits: 18045 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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ROXYFOX
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 1 Posts
Sunday, October 16, 2005 1:04:01 AM
MICHAEL KANTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS PRETTY LONG BUTT FUNNY 8-D

Cindy75
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 35862 Posts
Monday, September 12, 2005 10:48:35 PM
This is great. Hahahahaha! Drunks are fun!

xJmanx
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 60 Posts
Monday, September 12, 2005 10:36:58 PM
"next thing you know theres.... these.. these... pictures...
so gloryifying, so HOT, so meaningful..."

"I am leaving a drunk message for kantor..
Michael, KANTORRRRRRRRR"

"but however you know its just one of those things to where...
you look at the whole possibilities of what the night could end up to be...
I wished those possibilities, and you know what?
no, nothing. nothing... nothing like I thought it could have to be,
I have no idea why *voice getting higher*
I have no idea why *higher*
I have no idea why *higher* *starts squeeking*"

"but there is gravel around me, and I'm not a fan.. of gravel...
you know me dude, I'm not a fan of gravel, so I'm gonna step out of the gravel
onto the pavement of the street, which is a dangerous place to be,
because cars like to drive down this thing called pavement"

"I was not too impressed with what I saw, with the angry... uhhhh..
with with the uhhh, with th


xJmanx
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 60 Posts
Monday, September 12, 2005 10:34:11 PM
OMG, this is by far THE funniest I've seen on this site in a looonngg time... Infact, I spent around and hour typing this whole thing out, so I could access qoutes easily.. some of my favorites ARE...

"the stars are aligned to the belt of the equator, to where they fit in..
with the juneteenth, of the freshest eagle I have ever seen...
ask me what that means, and I'll tell you that I have no idea..."

"and then Sandoval, then you got Sandy!
You got Sandy! *higher voice*
*still high voice* you know, I don't know what hes doing...
You know Sandoval, I don't know what Sandoval's doing...
half the time I don't know what hes doing, then you got Chris Lee!
*very high voice* I mean whats Chris doing? you know... not trimming?
once a week, are u kidding?
*HIGH VOICE* You know what I'm sayin?
*HIGHER* knowwhatimsayin?
*HIGHER* knowwhatimean?
[ARF?]............."

(wow... arf.. you just cant beat arf... wow... )


yorkiegal25
Female, 18-29, Europe
 32 Posts
Monday, September 12, 2005 2:10:52 PM
What a pile of papp!! Why did I listen to the whole thing?? Maybe I thought it might get interesting. But it didn't. It was poop!!! lol

S_J_W
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Monday, September 12, 2005 7:42:48 AM
That’s the kind of guy who shouldn’t drink.

ebsha
Female, 18-29, Australia
 198 Posts
Monday, September 12, 2005 6:44:27 AM
lol! i like the bit where he was talkin bout braidin kantors ass hair xDD

tika12001
Female, 18-29, Australia
 2195 Posts
Monday, September 12, 2005 12:58:50 AM
I like this! The scary thing is.. I talk like that guy when I'm completely sober.

stephie1954
Female, 18-29, Australia
 422 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 11:41:22 PM
Boring as bat Sh*t

shady17
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 48 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 9:56:46 PM
but nothing

shady17
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 48 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 9:56:01 PM
i listened to that whole thing waiting for the guy to get hit by a car when he was in the middle of the road or for him to run into some chicks room or something..

DrewK
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 490 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 9:35:10 PM
"the stars are aligned to the belt of the equator to the Juneteenth of the freshest eagle I have ever seen"

????What the...LMAO!!


natakalt
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1755 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 8:12:18 PM
so lame and boring

Kymberlee
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 29 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 7:08:01 PM
with not on ^^^^^

Kymberlee
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 29 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 7:06:17 PM
"run the train"- numerous people have sex on one individual.

shabufala
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 4315 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 6:08:17 PM
I don't know why.
but its funny.
And i don't know why

???????
???????
???????:in squeky tone:


neevgirl
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 24 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 4:17:15 PM
that was really funny...i like a good funny drunk person

ping1919
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 74 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 3:53:11 PM
classic

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11733 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 3:53:01 PM
That is just stupid. I couldn't even make it 1/2 way through it.

Lou Two
Male, 18-29, Europe
 17574 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 3:49:59 PM
The stars are aligned in the belt of the equator to where they fit in with the juneteenth of the freshest eagle that I've ever seen!

artistchick7
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 966 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 3:41:14 PM
It was funny, but it was way to long.

rolez
Female, 18-29, Europe
 12177 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 3:35:27 PM
haha gutted!!!! Lol i would be sooo pissed off if a mate did summat like that to my drunk messages!!

a bit long but soo funny!


robin3411
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 1 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 3:22:30 PM
oh...omg.... thats too funny....the things we do when were drunk....lol

MidoriBug
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1491 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 1:59:03 PM
"You know me dude...I'm not a fan of gravel"
That is the only part that made me laugh.

boobooshieka
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 3 Posts
Sunday, September 11, 2005 1:38:58 PM
he is such a gravel hater! spain spaniard! haha! BAM BAM!

gotta love the drunkies.....


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