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Exploding Chocolate

Hits: 10725 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: buddy
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theBSR
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4185 Posts
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 1:09:29 AM
I just exploded some chocolate.....then I had to scrub the toilet bowl, f*in Tacobell

HeyLookAtHer
Female, 13-17, Europe
 773 Posts
Saturday, September 10, 2005 11:03:41 AM
i would be SO pissed! i mean in war chocolate was probly the only happy thing left in the world. and then BOOM! the bloody nazis take it away...

saddude
Male, 18-29, Europe
 927 Posts
Saturday, September 10, 2005 4:24:09 AM
Hmmm...I could use that as an evil pratical joke

YouG
Male, 18-29, Asia
 2719 Posts
Saturday, September 10, 2005 2:42:22 AM
I want a golden ticket...

Monty_Python
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1229 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 11:14:25 PM
Wow...That has to be a joke... If you were going to make a bomb, why the hell would you put it in A CAN OF PEAS???! I mean, maybe I can undersand some of the other things, but why peas? Peas could sit on the shelves for months!

Apples_Rock
Male, 13-17, Canada
 224 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 8:40:00 PM
Just better eat the chocolate fast.

sertrbl
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1452 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 8:21:49 PM
lol i clicked the link and the ad on the i-a-b banner said "nice assets" anyway, ive had that chocloate before, but ate it in one bite. it didnt explode till it came back out, thus the term explosive crap

Santos_Demin
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 442 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 6:53:42 PM
At least we've found a way to solve obesity in America, and one that will work. Even if they dont get blown up, the cocoshock will keep them from walking 20 feet from a candy bar. Post Traumatic Chocoshock Disorder. Yum.

JosephineHMS
Female, 13-17, Canada
 571 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 6:34:50 PM
Willy Won...BOOOOOOMMM!!!!

mooseyfate
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 877 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 5:35:40 PM
finally a way to break up with someone easily!! the blood and gore everywhere would be a pain though...

lexmex
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 468 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 4:22:32 PM
enohead haha thhose are good ideas and crazygirl has a point haha this is a funny forum

Crazygirl32
Female, 13-17, Europe
 830 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 1:10:29 PM
Do we think we're that hungry/stupid to eat exploding chocolate after the first person explodes?

MidoriBug
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1491 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 1:00:17 PM
Hey, we shouldn't be giving the bad guys ideas!!!

Lou Two
Male, 18-29, Europe
 17574 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 12:50:37 PM
unless a covert agent would use it and throw it at something

Lou Two
Male, 18-29, Europe
 17574 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 12:49:33 PM
"The bomb is made of steel with a thin covering of real chocolate," the note said. "When the piece of chocolate at the end is broken off the canvas shown is pulled, and after a delay of seven seconds the bomb explodes."

Hang on, so you've got a whole seven seconds to go "this isn't chocolate" remeber your briefing on the latest Nazi covert weaponry and get it the hell away from your head?


I_love_ska
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 20566 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 12:46:59 PM
Haha, enohead!

mookie427
Male, 13-17, Europe
 505 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 11:33:13 AM
hehe i read about that before....

sir-cheese
Male, 13-17, Europe
 762 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 11:05:36 AM
chocolate+human=bite out of chocolate....bite out of chocolate=bang......human go bang

enohead
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1609 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 10:34:20 AM
Oh! - that just gave me a great idea. We should make bombs disguised as bombs, and then sell them to terrorists. Then, when the go to strap 'em on, they blow up! Yeah, that's the ticket.

No, wait. We should make bombs disguised as journalists, then when they get kidnapped, and the insurgents go to saw the head off, they get blowed up real good.


slippery
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 88 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 10:18:20 AM
*gasp* that's chocolate abuse!

enohead
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1609 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 9:43:07 AM
Brilliant!
"Von't you enjoy some chocolate, Herr Johnson?"
"Why, thank you!"
KABOOM!!

psycopyro
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 392 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 7:25:48 AM
they said the germans didnt make them so why put it up?

fthygre
Female, 18-29, Europe
 611 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 4:15:25 AM
if there was real chocolate on the chocolate bomb, were there real peas in the pea bomb?

its a scary thought that any everyday item including a stuffed dog can be made into a bomb


Santos_Demin
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 442 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 3:36:12 AM
The children, wont somebody please think of the children.
This is kind of creepy though, terrorist Nazis. Think what would happen if anybody actually wanted to put this stuff out in mass production like the nazis were thinking of. And today technology is better, so be careful next time you open your can of coke. You could take out 2 city blocks.

Main link is broken, but the one on this page works.


buddy
Male, 30-39, Western US
 18663 Posts
Friday, September 09, 2005 12:18:00 AM
Link: Exploding Chocolate [Rate Link] - I guess the Germans worked on this instead of a nuke, thank heavens.


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