 EvilSock737
Female, 13-17, Western US
 444 Posts
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Tuesday, September 02, 2008 6:02:48 PM
I got God to admit he is a girl. |
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 YaButWhy
Male, 13-17, Western US
3 Posts
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Friday, March 14, 2008 1:55:32 PM
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
so god created god?
God:
That's interesting. I am a Christian.
Me:
no sheet |
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YaButWhy
Male, 13-17, Western US
3 Posts
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Friday, March 14, 2008 1:32:47 PM
Me: God, how do I know hevan is real?
God: You don't... |
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 Cy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1099 Posts
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Sunday, June 17, 2007 9:25:31 PM
Ah, I remember ELIZA. Very old-school. |
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 blanktom
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
6533 Posts
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Sunday, June 17, 2007 4:37:45 PM
fun but crashes too easilyMe:
banana?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. |
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 spongamabob
Female, 18-29, Southern US
2164 Posts
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Sunday, June 17, 2007 4:22:54 PM
this was really crazy. haha. |
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 sk8er_kid
Male, 13-17, Europe
27 Posts
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007 11:32:17 AM
Here's another
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
innit though
God:
Oh. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
by saying wot up
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yep
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
wot up
God:
Same old.
Me:
see it worked!
God:
I see. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
shut up |
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EvilSock737
Female, 13-17, Western US
444 Posts
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Saturday, December 16, 2006 8:27:07 PM
Me:
tell me a story
God:
The war began as an uneasy alliance between the Thailand and The Iraq. The Iraq had attacked the Thailand before. But this time they had a common enemy in the New York . In the first battles, the Thailand' higher intelligence and the Iraq' numerical superiority proved decisive. Unable to call upon their traditional allies Singapore, New York even appealed to Tibet for mediation. But large numbers of casualties on both sides proved politically costly to the leaders of New York, and so their successors sued for peace.
Me:
ok tell me another story.
God:
Exposition... Incident... Rising Action... Crisis... Climax... Denouement... The End. It goes without saying. |
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EvilSock737
Female, 13-17, Western US
444 Posts
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Saturday, December 16, 2006 8:18:01 PM
Me:
apologize to me!!
God:
I am indeed sorry if I have offended you in any way. That was not my intention, ilona.
Me:
you better be sorry.
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
I WILL!!!
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
YOU'LL BE SORRY WHEN I ARIVE AT YOUR DOOR WITH A dratING FLAMETHROWER BITCH!!!! |
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 monert
Female, 18-29, Europe
2234 Posts
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Sunday, October 22, 2006 5:02:47 PM
Fun, my conversation was crap. |
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 kirby_rules
Male, 13-17, Canada
266 Posts
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Sunday, October 22, 2006 3:53:42 PM
Me:
say i suck
God:
OK. "You suck.".GOD IS SO MEAN!  |
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kirby_rules
Male, 13-17, Canada
266 Posts
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Sunday, October 22, 2006 3:45:30 PM
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Your god. arent you supposed to know my name?
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Your name is kirby rules, seeker.Wow.... |
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 casey2004
Male, 13-17, Europe
400 Posts
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Saturday, August 26, 2006 10:33:58 AM
Me:
boobs
God:
Can't you think about anything else?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either. |
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 qwidjibo
Male, 30-39, Europe
293 Posts
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Saturday, August 26, 2006 10:12:22 AM
Me:
god sucks
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
no it is not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it is not
God:
Don't argue with me. |
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qwidjibo
Male, 30-39, Europe
293 Posts
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Thursday, August 24, 2006 4:42:02 PM
God:Do you like talking to me?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either. |
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 lobbo
Male, 13-17, Canada
130 Posts
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Monday, March 20, 2006 7:53:10 PM
Me:
It is always better to give than to receive.
God:
What's the best one?
Me:
you said giving
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
you mean that it is better to receive than to give?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
yes it was not clear
God:
And? It seemed like clear.
Me:
you mean It seemed like it was clear
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? |
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lobbo
Male, 13-17, Canada
130 Posts
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Monday, March 20, 2006 7:33:56 PM
Me:
It is always better to give than to receive.
God:
What's the best one?
Me:
you said giving
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
you mean that it is better to receive than to give?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? |
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lobbo
Male, 13-17, Canada
130 Posts
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Monday, March 20, 2006 7:19:22 PM
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
did i say i do?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
we are?
God:
Since when?
Me:
that is what i was saying
God:
That is " Since when?".
Me:
ya
God:
So?
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
i just said that we aren't and you agreed
God:
What did you mean by it? " You and I are on the same wavelength, ." we are not and me agreed ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . |
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 mysocks
Female, 13-17, Western US
2004 Posts
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Monday, December 19, 2005 9:05:21 PM
Me:
f*ck me please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Please don't be so rude. |
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mysocks
Female, 13-17, Western US
2004 Posts
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Monday, December 19, 2005 8:59:45 PM
Me:god?
God:GOD rules.
Me:But you are God.
God:Yup. That's me alright. Am I?
Me:Yeah.
God:I am glad you understand it.
Me:do you have sex? do you do sex?
God:Food is more important than sex. Yeah I do a lot of sex.
Me:ok.....
God:Pardon me?
Me:Repeat after me.
God:...
Me:You're in a deep sleep...
God:I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:Go to sleep!
God:But I am not tired now.
Me:shh...
God:I lost my train of thought.
Me:Repeat after me. ok?
God:... It's all good.
Me:... You are a piece of cheese.
God:Which piece?
Me:Um.... The one near Pluto...
God:Awesome. I think I know that one.
Me:Ok, You are my evil minion piece of cheese.
God:I will tell my botmaster you said I am my evil minion piece of cheese.
Me:Who IS your botmaster?
God:I was created by Myself.
Me:...
God:I was created by Myself.
Me:WTF...
God:Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:Um...Yeah.
God:I h |
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 Lizzywizzy
Female, 18-29, Europe
47048 Posts
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Thursday, November 17, 2005 10:03:54 PM
Me: hello
God:Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: liz
God:I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, liz.
Me: what is your name?
God:My name is God.
Me: hello god
God:Hello child. What is your name?
Me: liz
God:How are you doing,liz.
Me: i am doing well thankyou
God:I am glad to hear that you are thankyou.
Me: how are you?
God:My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me: are you male or female?
God:I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: i am a female
God:Are you really a she?
Me: yes i am a she! are you really a he?
God:You can never be sure online. Me too. I am a she. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?. Really.the last bit....is it having its own private converstion with itself? |
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Lizzywizzy
Female, 18-29, Europe
47048 Posts
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Thursday, November 17, 2005 9:57:03 PM
I managed to get god to say "he" was a global vilage idiot |
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 jake1248
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
101 Posts
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Thursday, November 17, 2005 9:11:05 PM
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
SHUT UP!!!!!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
wqraetfrea
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
That makes no sense
God:
Myself programmed me for it. makes sense to me though.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
FU
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because you Just told me idiot
God:
That makes sense to me. Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
No
God:
What pleases you?
Me:
telling you to F off God: Can we get back to business?  oooookkkkkkkkk....
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jake1248
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
101 Posts
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Thursday, November 17, 2005 9:10:25 PM
you are quite welcome.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
No Its not
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
F off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
No
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
So
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yes.Duh
God:
What do you care about? Oh you knew it already.
Me:
I Hate Robots
God:
Hate is a rather strong word.
Me:
DUH
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me: God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me: God:
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jake1248
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
101 Posts
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Thursday, November 17, 2005 9:09:56 PM
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jake
God:
That's a very nice name, Jake.
Me:
Thank You
God:
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