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Burleson Consulting Dress Code

Hits: 11330 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: buddy
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RedRen
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 209 Posts
Wednesday, September 07, 2005 10:54:56 AM
o m g...

oig0il
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 103 Posts
Tuesday, August 30, 2005 6:19:14 AM
hrmm...i guess padded bras for the ladies would be a standard at Andersen Consulting as well? or is it alright for those to be seen when a cold breeze goes by hehehe

manorrd
Male, 30-39, Europe
 3000 Posts
Sunday, August 28, 2005 9:35:41 PM
No joke.

I saw a serious memo sent out to the entire staff at an Andersen Consulting office that suggested men tape paper or band-aids across their nipples if they become visible on hot days through their white shirts.

The rest of the memo had all this stuff and more. The only difference between that memo and this web site is that these guys have a bit of a sense of humour about it.


yakboy
Male, 18-29, Australia
 23 Posts
Sunday, August 28, 2005 9:17:55 PM
For God's sake, get a dictionary and look up the word "satire".

look215
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1504 Posts
Sunday, August 28, 2005 1:02:16 PM
yeah I think with alot of workplaces these rules would be obselete. With all the variations of suits and other buisness clothing it looks like its basically as long as you're dressed cleanly and professionally your fine. Having your shirt untucked is even slowly begining to slip into the work place as the younger generation is starting to become the majority in the work force.

Killbot2000
Male, 18-29, Western US
 116 Posts
Sunday, August 28, 2005 3:35:29 AM
The guy isn't saying everybody should dress like this, it is just a job requirement. Presenting yourself to the customers so you don't get negative reactions. Big businesses want their employees to look professional. I don't see what is wrong with that.

Borommakot
Male, 18-29, Western US
 87 Posts
Saturday, August 27, 2005 8:20:34 PM
Note to self...

Deliberately dull-down the non-toe areas of my shoes, if I go and work there, or at a place where I must abide by that dress code...

This crap is so so so very lame...


snchpnz
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 8 Posts
Saturday, August 27, 2005 4:25:39 PM
Since when is Hawaii was a foreign nation?

tricon
Male, 18-29, Canada
 158 Posts
Saturday, August 27, 2005 2:32:45 PM
You should always shave legs (if wearing skirts)

THEY DONT HAVE A CHOICE


tricon
Male, 18-29, Canada
 158 Posts
Saturday, August 27, 2005 2:31:46 PM
Skirt Suit - No pants allowed, ever.

This sets feminism back...around...200 years or so


Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 4124 Posts
Saturday, August 27, 2005 12:44:07 PM
Man, this guy is way too much into "crisp" clothing. He must be related to George Costanza: "Crispy crisp!!"

cheapleis138
Male, 30-39, Western US
 121 Posts
Saturday, August 27, 2005 2:20:49 AM
Do a little searching on the site. You will eventually find this listed under "Burleson humor articles:" It's called comedy, even when it isn't that funny.

Tegeno
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1384 Posts
Saturday, August 27, 2005 12:03:28 AM
how the crap do people find this stuff.

lexmex
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 468 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2005 11:39:00 PM
i saw the palms of ur hands thing ppl dont even have pores on their palms so how could they have hair....

lexmex
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 468 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2005 11:36:11 PM
If this is not clear, watch the lawyers on an episode of Law & Order on television.
i thought that was the funniest

kraftycows
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 5265 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2005 11:14:00 PM
Dayyummmm.....

BeautyToAsh
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2204 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2005 9:27:58 PM
Haha, I will never work for them.

jtc970
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 346 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2005 8:28:35 PM
I don't see anything wrong with it. I wish more places did this. Someone has every right to want their employees to look a certain way. It's his business, if there is a problem with it, work somewhere else.
McDonalds and fast food places have it bad, look what you have to wear there. I just wish they would implement a "Pop your zits before work" policy

cheeseispunk
Female, 13-17, Western US
 342 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2005 8:12:15 PM
What's wrong with that guy?

MidoriBug
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1491 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2005 8:11:53 PM
HAHAHA Mooseyfate.
Wow I could NEVER work for that place. I have a hard enough time dealing with people telling me what to do as it is. I couldn't imagine that crap! Those clients are really stupid if they really care that much about what others look like and dress like. Get a life!!!

for_serious?
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1462 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2005 7:15:13 PM
Females with facial hair are required to shave

Girls who shave their faces gross me out! Is waxing not allowed or something? I think the guy has OCD.


Santos_Demin
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 442 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2005 5:54:23 PM
If your nuts hang more than 5 inches below your belt, have them removed.

Shtt.


mooseyfate
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 877 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2005 5:08:57 PM
for all sexes: if your face is kind of asymetrical, get plastic surgery before reporting to the office

renegadefae
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 208 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2005 5:02:07 PM
For females: shave arms if necessary.

This is pretty strict. >.<


chelsea10011
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 107 Posts
Friday, August 26, 2005 4:34:10 PM
omg that guy is so effin stoopid however worked at that place must have it hard and i dont get why he even made that stupid thing

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