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Reviews of Movies I Have no Intention of Seeing

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arsejesus
Male, 13-17, Europe
 630 Posts
Thursday, July 28, 2005 5:41:03 PM
i would also like to add, Batman Begins is not so much a remake as it is a prequel to reopen the whole Batman story so as new areas of it can be explored, Joker doesn't kill Bruce Wayne's parents in it(only flaw in my opinion, and maybe the needles use of flames)but it's a film to rival the first Micheal Keaton Batman with Jack Nicholson as Joker (i would apologise for posting twice in a row, but frankly, i dont care)

arsejesus
Male, 13-17, Europe
 630 Posts
Thursday, July 28, 2005 5:34:41 PM
to Blank Space, I can garauntee that they are remakes, if you honestly think they are not, you are either ignorant to anything made in the past or are just misinformed on the topic of movies

fk
Male, 70 & Over, Africa
 901 Posts
Wednesday, July 27, 2005 9:34:47 PM
Well...at least the Willy Wonka review was perfect IMHO.

slinky0
Female, 30-39, Canada
 11782 Posts
Wednesday, July 27, 2005 4:24:26 PM
Ok... so why is this interesting?

perfectly_me
Female, 13-17, Canada
 315 Posts
Wednesday, July 27, 2005 3:26:01 PM
Does the guy that wrote those not know how to like a movie?
At this rate, he won't go to the theatres for another 50 years.. and even so, he'll pass out then.
Stupid movie reviews, 99% wrong, yet strangely amusing.

HOBYandy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3067 Posts
Wednesday, July 27, 2005 1:11:34 AM
ok....so i examined a few flaws...shoot me.

HOBYandy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3067 Posts
Wednesday, July 27, 2005 1:10:20 AM
it was the most realistic of the batman films - chopster.
umm...you're kidding....right? did you WATCH the movie?

didn't think so...

overall: i agree with S J W.

also...i think danny elfman's music is insanely wonderful...

finally...and not examining ANY flaws in ANY movie....has anybody else noticed the overuse of remake movies and sequels this summer? seriously.
batman begins, willy wonka, herbie (don't see it!!!!!! this is your warning!!!!), dukes of hazard (i have a strange feeling it will suck, do to the lack of talent oozing from the mouth of a certain large breasted, blonde actress), and the war of the worlds (which will never top the marvelous work of a certain H.G. Wells who almost nobody identifies the movie with ---even though the movie was modernized and moved to new england)....

*sigh*....


blank_space
Female, 13-17, Western US
 148 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 10:47:56 PM
blurred I was pissed when I wrote that so I know it probably didn't make sense. The reason why they would think that is because hot topic exploits stuff that they consider "gothic" so its appealing to the little twelve year olds who think they are gothic because they shop at hot topic. like the nightmare before Christmas for example...I love that movie, I grew up with it and then it shows up at hot topic and suddenly its the "cool" thing to like. they have no real passion for what they think they like.
I'm sorry if that doesn't make sense I'm really bad at writing what I feel and I'm sorry

I also know that you were trying to insult me but for me to write an insult back will neither make me look better nor make me feel better so I'm just acknowledging that I know what you were doing

and arsejesus they aren't remakes


arsejesus
Male, 13-17, Europe
 630 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 7:20:12 PM
wait, i didnt mean he was a piece of crap, just over-rated. anyhow, he's doing that undead bride thing or what have you(too lazy to look up propper name) and i actually want to see it. i will say however, the remakes of 'Planet Of The Apes' and 'Willy Wonka' should not have been done. ruined the old ones, Gene Wilder was a great Willy Wonka

whereswaldo9
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 532 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 5:54:29 PM
Alright, so the guy mockingly reviews movies. I don't see why it's interesting.

nickbrick
Male, 13-17, Europe
 805 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 5:25:01 PM
i agree with sjw

blurred
Female, 13-17, Western US
 47 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 5:14:37 PM
Interesting website, I meant to say at the end of my last comment. >.< Sorry.

blurred
Female, 13-17, Western US
 47 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 5:14:01 PM
<I>Tim Burton is only overrated because of f8cking little girls who think that hes the coolest because they shop at hot topic and hot topic is cool and they think that they are Gothic for those reasons and want to die if someone calls them retarded! omfg I hate people and the world and hot topic OMG how I hate hot topic everything that I like it has to exploit and turn it into a f8cking stupid little fad for the mall goers! I love Tim Burton not because he's cool, not because of his "magnificent" movies that show up at hot topic, but becuase he is a very talented artist and he has a very fantastic mind! I also love danny elfman and oingo boingo lol
but sorry I just get pissed...sometimes I don't even know why..
I don't like that site its dumb and unfunny</I>

^That made no sense whatsoever. Why would little girls think Tim Burton is the coolest because they shop at Hot Topic? You sound like one of those "little" girls yourself, anyhow.

Interest


blank_space
Female, 13-17, Western US
 148 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 3:39:04 PM
Tim Burton is only overrated because of f8cking little girls who think that hes the coolest because they shop at hot topic and hot topic is cool and they think that they are Gothic for those reasons and want to die if someone calls them retarded! omfg I hate people and the world and hot topic OMG how I hate hot topic everything that I like it has to exploit and turn it into a f8cking stupid little fad for the mall goers! I love Tim Burton not because he's cool, not because of his "magnificent" movies that show up at hot topic, but becuase he is a very talented artist and he has a very fantastic mind! I also love danny elfman and oingo boingo lol
but sorry I just get pissed...sometimes I don't even know why..

I don't like that site its dumb and unfunny


Miami_FL653
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 242 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 2:27:25 PM
if it wan't for batman begins i would give up on hollywood and remakes altogether

pencilsharp1
Male, 13-17, Europe
 422 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 1:48:52 PM
...

Sporx
Female, 13-17, Europe
 366 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 12:40:31 PM
*yawn*

dani_chick
Female, 18-29, Canada
 292 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 10:48:52 AM
Amusing

Naoscaire
Male, 18-29, Europe
 585 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 8:14:24 AM
Batman Begins was the best film I've ever seen. Them ninja guys kicked ass. The casting was brilliant. Liam Neesan is the coolest.

Mat
Male, 13-17, Europe
 5871 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 7:51:59 AM
kind of funny...

Homer Jay
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1125 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 7:37:08 AM
i give it 3 of of 4 meh's

Chopster
Male, 30-39, Western US
 52 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 7:00:32 AM
I agree with arsejesus. Batman Begins was actually the best batman film I've seen. Aside from "The Scarecrow" character, it was the most realistic of the batman films. No bright colored rainbow people running around acting a fool. I also agree...Batsuit with nipples = lame.

arsejesus
Male, 13-17, Europe
 630 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 6:15:42 AM
Tim Burton is an overrated piece of crap, and the new Batman film was good. i mean, at least the Batsuit didn't have nipples this time round.

JustMarc
Male, 18-29, Europe
 917 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 6:13:07 AM
Its all true. Exept for Charlie and the chocolate factory. Tim Burton rules!
But thats just my opinion.

georgiascool
Female, 13-17, Europe
 992 Posts
Tuesday, July 26, 2005 4:33:01 AM
heh

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