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Pee Pants

Hits: 13464 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Misc. | Added by: buddy
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Taurwen
Female, 18-29, Canada
 38 Posts
Wednesday, August 30, 2006 11:50:02 PM
fff

Ally240
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1 Posts
Thursday, August 24, 2006 9:35:45 AM
drat you mother drater non-nice individual god damnit poo bitch bastard

ace3015
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 8868 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 7:48:20 PM
but ya gotta realize, how can ya pee if you're flying a plane think about it peoplez, unless there was someone there to take over for 5 minutes lol.......if you're the only one capable of flying the plane you're screwed, and when it comes to the number 2 thing like Traceur said
who knows lmmfao i'm sure they'll think of something but I don't wanna know

look215
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1504 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 5:24:00 PM
hey people have urinating problems ( sometimes I do have to go alot). But I think it was really funny how he said under one of the pics, " Can get you women " or somthing like that

_Snoopy_
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 6674 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 5:21:01 PM
lol ^^^^

_Snoopy_
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 6674 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 5:20:49 PM
With my available hand, I loosen each of the four straps of the safety harness and begin pulling down my pants. I raise one cheek by pushing on the rudder peddle and tug at the leg of my jeans gaining a bit over a quarter inch of pull down. Gunsight the mountain, straighten the aircraft and repeat. By alternating sides, I am able to reposition the zipper and alleviate the awkward alignment, and accommodate my shortcoming. To insure a completely empty bladder and spill free event, I drop my pants far enough to allow my thighs to act as supports for the bag. The thumb clamp has held back premature flow, but also created a slight tumescence requiring placement of the bag on my lower stomach. I say a quick prayer to the Pampers creator, hoping his design will fight gravity enough so my now inverted bag cannot leak. The Pamper holds and with one daring flip, I reposition the bag back between my thighs.

kitkat2010
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 576 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 3:20:28 PM
ummm yeah cant say i have had that problem before

Joey11y
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 524 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 3:04:06 PM
silly man, way to long.

Traceur
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 135 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 11:54:36 AM
What about number two. )

Homer Jay
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1125 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 11:25:35 AM
the perfect drinking accesory

Santos_Demin
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 442 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 11:08:04 AM
Now, I could see old people wearing this. Yeah, that would make more sense.

katbenedario
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 28 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 10:59:26 AM
Way, way too much info there! Sounds like a man invented a product for pilots and let his sense of greed try to reach a larger audience.

athyle
Male, 18-29, Canada
 76 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 10:39:11 AM
All this text for that?!

niccole
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 11378 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 10:36:13 AM
Hmm.

SammyFrank
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1034 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 9:55:46 AM
If I ever need a pair of these, someone shoot me.

Santos_Demin
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 442 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 7:49:44 AM
I just think that certain pilots could be easily distracted with that easy access, there.

halifax_girl
Female, 18-29, Canada
 6884 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 5:08:45 AM
Somewhat disgusting.

shipyard
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 625 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 4:29:59 AM
Award winning product, I am sure.

chirths_fate
Male, 18-29, Australia
 393 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 3:03:44 AM
i didnt wanna read it 2 long, i would rather read about some thing else then about pi ssing ur pants

Santos_Demin
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 442 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 2:35:21 AM
Isnt that what a zipper and a bottle are for?

buddy
Male, 30-39, Western US
 18663 Posts
Monday, June 13, 2005 12:41:00 AM
Link: Pee Pants [Rate Link] - Now you can pee your pants in style!



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