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Do Not Ring This Bell [Pic]

Hits: 9665 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: ntropy
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SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2261 Posts
Wednesday, July 16, 2014 12:12:26 AM
Just disconnect the doorbell and lay out a mat that says, "F*U*C*K OFF."

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14494 Posts
Wednesday, July 16, 2014 12:00:03 AM
why not simply switch the doorbell off?

Because then they'll bang on the door and make even more of a racket.

furrything
Male, 50-59, Europe
 863 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2014 5:53:10 AM
I believe that most were penned by the same hand.....check out some of the letters.

LemonCurry
Male, 40-49, Asia
 1029 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2014 5:29:59 AM
why not simply switch the doorbell off?

why do they even have a doorbell?

i'm going to give it a ring i think and ask.

AvatarJohn
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 1006 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 9:57:38 PM
The doorbell: bane of every new parent's existence.

collegebound
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3740 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 8:59:00 PM
that last one is great.

elkingo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3463 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 7:48:56 PM
I bet they all have a mat that reads "welcome".

shamrock1014
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 308 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 5:24:55 PM
why not just put "bell broken"

Because that's lame and boring, have a sense of humor

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3713 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 5:13:40 PM
@OldOllie - Some people don't like having their doorbell rung because they're made to be heard throughout the whole house, unlike a typical knock on the door. I'm an electrician, been on several jobs doing work in someones home where they asked me if I could also disconnect their doorbell because it annoyed them or woke their kids up or whatever. People are going to knock on your door sometimes whether you like it or not, that's life.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14494 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 4:53:51 PM
Disconnecting the doorbell is the easiest thing to do.

why not just put "bell broken"


Because neither of those suggestions would stop people from pounding on the door.

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3713 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 4:49:25 PM
Disconnecting the doorbell is the easiest thing to do. You can leave the button there and let people press it all they want if you don't want to take the time to patch the hole.

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 3383 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 4:42:54 PM
i only open the door for the pizza man. and no one delivers pizza where i live.

WorldOfJames
Male, 18-29, Europe
 934 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 3:57:36 PM
why not just put "bell broken"

Twinklestein
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 387 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 3:44:34 PM
all of the handwriting looks suspiciously similar.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6092 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 3:25:51 PM
Fwoggie2 - just tell them you don't have one and, no, they cannot come in and check. Job done.

Fwoggie2
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1754 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 2:38:25 PM
I ignore my doorbell. The only people likely to be ringing it will be the TV licence people, wanting 340 euros (and climbing).

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11322 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 2:36:26 PM
The last one is the worst one

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14494 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 2:24:50 PM
I'd post a sign reading, "Do not ring door bell or knock unless you are expected. If you want me to answer the door, call first. If you do not know my number, go away. If you ring or knock anyway, I will place you under citizen's arrest for criminal trespassing and hand you over to the police.

ntropy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3188 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2014 10:05:01 AM
Link: Do Not Ring This Bell [Pic] [Rate Link] - Some very threatening notes left to discourage anyone from pressing the doorbell.


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