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The 25 Best Types Of Porn, Ranked [Pic]

These days, 'a beautiful photo of a sandwich' isn't just a beautiful photo of a sandwich, and 'a snazzy photo of a Mercedes' isn't just a snazzy photo of a Mercedes. They're porn, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

It's not quite clear when we started using the word "porn" to describe all things visually appealing. But here we are, and if you can't beat them, join them with a massive ranking of porn types, I guess? Here they are in order of greatness.

25. Quote Porn

inspirational quote

Generally a lot less inspirational than you think... unless you're in the mood.

24. Fitness Porn

Feels like it exists solely to make us feel bad about ourselves.

23. Nail Polish Porn

nail art

Isn't that just going to chip?

22. Car Porn

Some cars are cool no matter what.

21. Shoe Porn

Who doesn't love shoes?

20. Cityscape Porn

nyc skyline

Beautiful, you probably think your city is the most beautiful, unless you live in Detroit.

19. Hair Porn

hair model braid

OK, now we're starting to get a little bit jealous.

18. Wedding Porn

gorgeous beach wedding

Sort of repulsive to look at, but in a romantic repulsive way. *cough* sand in everything *cough*

17. Room Porn

interior design

Move over, Martha Stewart.

16. Gadget Porn

gadget

Drones are scary, but we still like to look at them for some reason.

15. House Porn

mansion

How much does it cost? Doesn't matter; give me one.

14. Cocktail Porn

fancy cocktail

If it's got alcohol in it, it's worth drinking.

13. Vacation Porn

vacation destination

Ugh. I wanna a vacation wahhhhhhhh!

12. Cabin Porn

cabin norway

Cabins, for the reclusive hermit in us all.

11. Garden Porn

longwood gardens

Ughhhhhhhhhhh. I wanna garden wahhhhhhhh!

10. Book Porn

a little book porn. from my collection of 17th-18th century armorial book. yes i'm a nerd.

Beautiful AND it makes you seem smart. Key word SEEM.

9. Map Porn

Map Porn - Most Popular US Attractions

There is no such thing as "too many maps."

8. Design Porn

miami international airport
(via AP)

Shut up and take our money.

7. Abandoned Places Porn

abandoned mill

Get me out of this office.

6. Photography Porn

GET ME OUT OF THIS OFFICE.

5. Earth Porn

rock arch

CAN YOU HEAR ME, PEOPLE?

4. History Porn

brooklyn bridge 1914

Oooooooooooh. OK, I will stay.

3. Space Porn

It's. Just. So. Majestic.

2. Actual Porn

porn

Classic. Excuse me, I need some time to myself.

1. Food Porn

OM NOM NOM. GIMME. GIMME. GIMME.

Uh, it`s not what you think... Is your favorite `fetish` listed? (You`re so nasty!)

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broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3672 Posts
Wednesday, June 4, 2014 3:27:01 PM
@CodeJockey,
Remember to use a condom. We don't want any "accidents", do we?

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5258 Posts
Wednesday, June 4, 2014 10:05:47 AM
Hampton and Broize, I hate you both. Now, I have THAT in my head.

I need brain bleach. And some pie...

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3672 Posts
Wednesday, June 4, 2014 9:32:23 AM
@hamptoninn,
Here it is!

hamptoninn
Male, 30-39, Western US
 57 Posts
Wednesday, June 4, 2014 8:28:30 AM
Pornography comes from two Greek words:
Porn(ea) - meaning fornication or illicit sex
Graphe - meaning writing

So it should be food-ography, not food-porn, unless you plan on having sex with the food.

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3672 Posts
Wednesday, June 4, 2014 6:48:07 AM
Personally, I think referring to "all things visually appealing" as "porn" is really stupid.

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