These days, 'a beautiful photo of a sandwich' isn't just a beautiful photo of a sandwich, and 'a snazzy photo of a Mercedes' isn't just a snazzy photo of a Mercedes. They're porn, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
It's not quite clear when we started using the word "porn" to describe all things visually appealing. But here we are, and if you can't beat them, join them with a massive ranking of porn types, I guess? Here they are in order of greatness.
25. Quote Porn
Generally a lot less inspirational than you think... unless you're in the mood.
24. Fitness Porn
Feels like it exists solely to make us feel bad about ourselves.
23. Nail Polish Porn
Isn't that just going to chip?
22. Car Porn
Some cars are cool no matter what.
21. Shoe Porn
Who doesn't love shoes?
20. Cityscape Porn
Beautiful, you probably think your city is the most beautiful, unless you live in Detroit.
19. Hair Porn
OK, now we're starting to get a little bit jealous.
18. Wedding Porn
Sort of repulsive to look at, but in a romantic repulsive way. *cough* sand in everything *cough*
17. Room Porn
Move over, Martha Stewart.
16. Gadget Porn
Drones are scary, but we still like to look at them for some reason.
15. House Porn
How much does it cost? Doesn't matter; give me one.
14. Cocktail Porn
If it's got alcohol in it, it's worth drinking.
13. Vacation Porn
Ugh. I wanna a vacation wahhhhhhhh!
12. Cabin Porn
Cabins, for the reclusive hermit in us all.
11. Garden Porn
Ughhhhhhhhhhh. I wanna garden wahhhhhhhh!
10. Book Porn
Beautiful AND it makes you seem smart. Key word SEEM.
9. Map Porn
There is no such thing as "too many maps."
8. Design Porn
Shut up and take our money.
7. Abandoned Places Porn
Get me out of this office.
6. Photography Porn
GET ME OUT OF THIS OFFICE.
5. Earth Porn
CAN YOU HEAR ME, PEOPLE?
4. History Porn
Oooooooooooh. OK, I will stay.
3. Space Porn
It's. Just. So. Majestic.
2. Actual Porn
Classic. Excuse me, I need some time to myself.
1. Food Porn
OM NOM NOM. GIMME. GIMME. GIMME.