Sunday, June 1, 2014 7:31:41 AM
Engineer 1: "This is a pretty big ship. How much are these Constitution Class vessels gonna cost?" Engineer 2: "Doesn't matter. We don`t use money." Engineer 1: "Okay, then: You think we should add some safety seats along the corridors and equip the bolted-down swivel chairs with seat belts?" Engineer 2: "Nah. It`s all good. Inertial dampeners never go offline. That would be a defect..."