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Men Vs Women Explaining The Penis

Is this where the term `bonehead` comes from?

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Men Vs Women Explaining The Penis. Is this where the term `bonehead` comes from?
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Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 12344 Posts
Monday, April 28, 2014 12:37:11 PM
I have a Q: What the heck happens to male junk when you've been in for a cold water swim?


The biggest factor in the size of a man`s penis at any given time is blood. When a person is exposed to cold, autonomic systems partially reroute blood flow in their body, reducing blood near the surface in order to conserve heat. You might well have noticed that in cold weather your fingers and toes are affected most, since they`re pretty much all near the surface. As is a penis. Cold water has a particularly strong cooling effect because it`s excellent for both conduction and convection. Swimming would probably increase the effect further because a higher proportion of blood would be sent to muscles for the work they`re doing.

Since a penis is far more variable in size than a finger, the shrinkage is far larger.

Testicles will be pulled up as much as possible to maintain their optimal temperature, so they appear smaller.

llaa
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1285 Posts
Sunday, April 27, 2014 4:08:32 PM
meh, buzzfeed.

Twinklestein
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 485 Posts
Sunday, April 27, 2014 2:20:27 PM
Should be renamed "Uninformed morons try to explain the penis"

monsta420
Male, 30-39, Europe
 82 Posts
Sunday, April 27, 2014 11:07:16 AM
carmium... muscles contract (shrink)when they are cold

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Sunday, April 27, 2014 9:50:30 AM
I have a Q: What the heck happens to male junk when you've been in for a cold water swim?

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