Sunday, April 20, 2014 9:16:16 AM
Sunday, April 20, 2014 9:13:11 AM Nah, I missed the 80's. Went overseas in `79, mainly in the boonies, and came back in `92 to a strange new world.
`What the hell is this in your fridge?` `Water.` `What`s wrong with your tap?`
`What the hell is this?` `It`s My Little Pony.` `Your what? Seriously?`
`What the hell is this?` `It`s a cd.` `Yeah, I read about them. But you already have the album.` `Cd`s are better.` `Bollocks.`
`What the hell is this?` `What?` `In the paper. Sex chat-line? What the hell is that about.` `Uh, I dunno man.`
`What the hell is this?` `It`s a kiwi fruit.` `Why would ...` `Look, it`s a kiwi fruit. OK. We get it, you`ve been away and now we have bottled water, kiwi fruit, cd`s, My Little Pony, premium rate sex chat lines and Noel Edmunds dominating prime time telly. It`s progress` `Ah, damn you. God damn you all to hell!`