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Awful End Of The Date Kiss Fail

The poor guy never had a chance.

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Awful End Of The Date Kiss Fail. The poor guy never had a chance.
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Male, 40-49, Europe
 1405 Posts
Tuesday, March 25, 2014 2:54:07 AM
bordo: just what i was going to say, one definite move, that's all you need. or get.

Male, 50-59, Western US
 909 Posts
Monday, March 24, 2014 8:25:15 PM
You make one real move, if she doesn't want to kiss at the end of a date, live with it. Date her again or don`t. This stuff makes you look like a needy loser.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 227 Posts
Monday, March 24, 2014 4:45:58 PM
There used to be a dating show on like UPN or something "Blind date"? I don't remember, but it followed a couple doing a blind date and made semi-humorous comments (usually really annoying) about the date.


Male, 50-59, Europe
 1111 Posts
Monday, March 24, 2014 1:24:14 PM
What the hell IS this?

Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Monday, March 24, 2014 12:52:14 PM

It took me awhile to figure this out, so I thought I`d pass it on by way of helping the young squirrels out.

1. If unsure about that 1st kiss, you put your paw beside her head to stroke her fur (or hair if she`s hooman).

2. If she wants a kiss, she`ll lean into your paw and encourage the contact. If that happens, you`ve been given the green light. Lean in: just lips initially--if she wants more, you`ll know it.

3. If she keeps her head still--or worse, moves it a bit away from your paw--you`re out of luck. Nothing, and I mean *nothing*, you do will make her more receptive. Trying to press the issue (as seen in this video) is a chump move. She`s just not that into you, so let it go. Since you didn`t lean in for the kiss, you should be able to disengage without too much embarrassment.

The End

~Squrlz bows, then exits stage right~

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