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67-Yr-Old Grandmother Explains Semen Facemasks





There are a lot of people in this world who are batpoo crazy. Kanye West is one. Stella Ralfini, a 67-year-old British sex therapist who recommends smearing man seed on your face for healthy skin is apparently another. Stella is really bananas. Like, certifiably bonkers. For example, her #1 book on Amazon is only #1 because she declared it NUMBER ONE BOOK in the title. Another one of her books (more like a pamphlet, tbh), Sex as the New Religion, is a lot of spiritual jargon and crazy assertions, such as "sex cures cancer" and "Jesus was a sex guru and the Bible is written in code that when deciphered instructs us how to get the snake that lives in our spinal cord to slither up to our brain."

If Stella Ralfini was your grandmother, you could go to her for advice and she would take 45 minutes to answer one question and she would talk about Mayans and the movement of celestial bodies and the time she met John Lennon and her answer would make no sense at first, but then when you extracted the meaning of what she said, she would probably be right. How awesome would that be?

Plus she does have great skin!

Well her skin is radiant! Jizz did the trick!

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dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Friday, March 21, 2014 5:22:29 PM
is that a she male?

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Friday, March 21, 2014 9:55:50 AM
LOL @ Emmetty. Don't swallow! Vomit is an awesome hair conditioner. Really!

How are you, Emmetty? I think autumn has just arrived in NZ, yes? Spring arrived here yesterday.

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4274 Posts
Friday, March 21, 2014 1:50:03 AM
omg, I puked in my mouth.

sourkraut
Male, 40-49, Australia
 350 Posts
Friday, March 21, 2014 1:16:20 AM
I'm a 45 year old male with a remarkably wrinkle-free face. I also sleep very soundly.

The two guys I live with agree.



Oh!


xbx214
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 871 Posts
Friday, March 21, 2014 12:21:48 AM
Dude the chick I bang does that!!! What if it is true!?!?!

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