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Darwin Award Winner In Training [Gif]

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Darwin Award Winner In Training [Gif]. Guy jumps out of moving train
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Hits: 4545 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 3.2 | Category: Travel | Date: 03/20/2014
 
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ZackDark
Male, 18-29, S. America
 271 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 8:21:32 PM
Stupid. Everyone knows you have to jump towards the back of train and run towards the front when landing.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 6:35:28 PM
Okay, so this reminds me of a story. (I know I'm getting up in years because lately *everything* seems to remind me of a story.)

So in high school, my best friend was nicknamed "Zolive." Why Zolive? Well, it started in sophomore year when the personalized track jackets arrived. My friend, a transplant from the UK, was named Clive. The jacket manufacturer, an American firm apparently unfamiliar with the name, embroidered his jacket *Olive*. You`d think the hilarity would end there, but no.

Shortly after trying the jacket on, Clive--now Olive--was doing wind sprints across a parking lot in preparation for a meet. He tripped mid-sprint and slid like he was trying to steal 2nd base, much like the kid does in this video. The entire track team turned when we heard this *Zzzzzzzzz* noise as his torso slid across the asphalt, shredding the new jacket (he was a big guy).

From thereafter, he was known as "Zolive."

durdikkimeng
Male, 50-59, Europe
 592 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 5:45:23 PM
I have no problem with that at all.
Well, except that the train could've been going faster.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4358 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 12:16:59 PM
Newton's first Law of Motion.

Rizzo71
Male, 40-49, Europe
 360 Posts
Thursday, March 20, 2014 12:08:59 PM
Idiots are on this planet to amuse us.
This is really funny.

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