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7 PornBurgers That Turn Vegans Into Carnivores[Pic

Pornburger... Sounds a little dirty, right? Maybe even a bit naughty? Good. Welcome, perverts. This is not health food, nor is it chock-full of recipes. Rather, it's a year long venture into the dark arts of hamburgery.

Breakfast for dinner? F*ck that. This is breakfast for winner. Be advised, periods of prolonged staring could lead to potential heart failure and/or unruly beard growth. Please consult with your family physician before consuming this brawny biscuit burger. That said, there are certainly worse ways to go than death by burger.

I might be biased, but I'm pretty sure burgers are an aphrodisiac. Then again, what do I know? For me, sexy food is: adventurous, exotic, rare, and flavor vibrant. This seasoned lamb heart tartare, with an ocean-fresh sardine aioli, earthy beet chips, creamy quail egg, trout roe, and herb salad, meet all of the above credentials. Cupid might be an ass man, but I aim for the heart.

Dunking a duck fat fry into a creamy milkshake might just be my happy place... Throw in booze and a malted bistro burger, sandwiched in an airy gougre, and I'm high-fiving everything that moves. How 'underful'.

This mythical beast of a burger is all muscle splendor on top and hot tail on bottom. Nesting upon crunchy shrimp toast and seaweed salad, sits a juicy furikake-seasoned burger, bathed in an uni beurre blanc and adorned with capers, pickled fennel, and a fresh radish salad. This is one merman thats comfortable being equal parts surf and turf.

Fried macaroni and cheese, jerk rubbed bacon, lobster, mic drop.

This is a classic case of a racy burger flown a-fowl: A duck confit burger, scandalously dressed in fried chicken hearts, smothered in fig catsup, and bedded on a creamy spread of chicken liver pt. This is certainly one bird you wont be bringing home to umami and daddy.

I know, I know. With a name like Bambi, its easy to make assumptions. Well, Ive got three words for you. Slow. Your. Roll What else would you call a seasoned venison patty, smothered in melted taleggio cheese, creamy sauce chasseur (hunter sauce), quick pickle beets, pan-fried spam, and sandwiched between two buttery buns?

Im going to let this burger perversion speak for itself. This is true burger porn.

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Female, 18-29, Southern US
 676 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2014 6:31:27 PM
This is what happens when chefs have too much time on their hands and try to fix what isn't broken.

Male, 18-29, Western US
 1201 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2014 12:35:17 PM
This is making me consider becoming a vegan.

Male, 30-39, Europe
 2380 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2014 4:20:37 AM
Nope. Still vegan.

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 730 Posts
Sunday, March 9, 2014 9:30:04 PM
Bullpoo pansy burgers. The beauty of a burger is the simplicity. The cheese and the roll should be the variable modifiers, not a bunch of coffee shop fluff.

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11735 Posts
Sunday, March 9, 2014 7:11:45 PM
Nope. These are disgusting. They don't deserve to be called burgers either.

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