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Come Heckle Jesus [Pic+]

Seriously? Who could possibly be offended by this?

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chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Monday, February 3, 2014 2:29:42 PM
"When in doubt change a variable and if you think that it's still okay, then it is okay the original way."

Great idea, Gerry, then you fail so hard in the application. Switching "Come Heckle Jesus" to "Come make fun of black people" isn`t even close, not the same sport, much less ballpark. First, heckle does NOT equal "make fun of", so you`re subtly changing the meaning there. Then second, how can you equate Jesus (an individual and a religious symbol) with "black people" (not a symbol, an entire race, with all that implies)?

Come Heckle Buddha
Come Heckle Moses
Come Heckle Krishna
Come Heckle Joe
Come Heckle Flying Spaghetti Monster

Does it matter which deluded cult you offend or would you ban all of those shows?

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14510 Posts
Sunday, February 2, 2014 8:38:14 PM
P. J. O'Rourke wrote a book entitled "Holidays in Hell: In Which Our Intrepid Reporter Travels to the World`s Worst Places and Asks, `What`s Funny About This?`" One of those places was Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker`s Heritage USA Christian theme park.

In an interview, he said he went down there ready to unload on all the drooling idiots forking over their hard-earned vacation dollars to a pair of unscrupulous hucksters. What he found, though, was a throng of truly desperate and pitiful people whom he described as "the walking emotionally wounded." He said he was starting to feel sorry for them till he thought about what they would say about him if they saw what he did on his vacation. That, he said, was when he decided to "lower the guns to deck level and load with grape!"

Hilarity ensues.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Saturday, February 1, 2014 8:55:23 PM

I'm a fag. I "get" the whole "I hate Christianity" thing. But while I think those superstitions are silly and primitive, other people take if very seriously so it`s kind of rude to make fun of it.

And rudeness is wrong. So, while I don`t like it, I will say don`t pick on them for their silly magic beliefs if it gives them comfort.





until tomorrow when I sober up and not so sentimental. Then it`s to `hell with the church!`

Ilikelogic
Male, 40-49, Europe
 522 Posts
Saturday, February 1, 2014 2:49:27 PM
Argus Tuft, you already made a grand entrance some days ago.
No need for excuses for being sarcastic.

A small hug to reassure you.

ArgusTuft
Male, 50-59, Australia
 706 Posts
Saturday, February 1, 2014 12:15:43 PM
@ Zack. Yes you're right. I did forget to use the sarcasm typeface. My bad. My first post. Just wanted to make a grand entrance by throwing a hornets nest into the creche. Mwahaha.

Guess a group hug is out of the question?

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