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Awkward Super Hero Moment [Pic]

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Awkward Super Hero Moment [Pic]. Just because you`re super doesn`t mean things don`t get awkward.
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CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5184 Posts
Thursday, January 23, 2014 12:17:15 AM
Oldie, Emmy, you two missed the last two profile updates.

WW now flies. She did end up getting the jet from Bat's counterpart in the `Crisis on Two Earths` arc.
All during the JLU TV show, WW was trying to convince Bats they should date. In one ep, they`re staked out on a roof, she crushes a concrete gargoyles head with one hand, demonstrating super-strength like Supes.

The next major art and character update to DC is called `The New 52.` In this, WW flies, AND (I think) she`s now hitting on Supes (because, you know, f*ck that twiggy little LL bitch who`s only purpose is to fall out of windows...)

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4264 Posts
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:51:35 PM
hold on a minute, ww flys in an invisable jet. I'm sure twatman has some sort of flying mobile as well. I`m calling bulls hit on this one.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14367 Posts
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 11:43:37 PM
Fail. 2 of them can't fly. Only Superman can.

True, but he can always let Wonder Woman ride him. Batman...not so much.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5184 Posts
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 10:08:10 PM
"...awkward moment when you're stuck in the elevator with your ex and her new boyfriend."

WW: "Look, Pookie: It`s not so much you don`t fly as much as it`s that you bitch whenever we carry you."
Bats: "Don`t `Pookie` me."
Supes: "I don`t mind if she `Pookies` you."
Bats: "Don`t `Pookie` me."
Supes: "Really, Dude. I`m not threatened. I love ya` both."
Bats: "Okay, now, I`m feeling threatened."
Supes: "Really? You gonna open Compartment 8?"
Bats: "Don`t tempt me."
WW: "Dammit! The wrong boots. This pair is for-"
Supes: "FLYING?!!!"
Bats: "DAMMIT!!! I HAVE 50 F*CKING SUITS!!! 2 of which fly and are just for kicking YOUR ASS!!!"
WW: "Pookie?"
Bats: "WHAT?!!"
WW: "Lemme hook ya` up with Artemis."
Supes: "She doesn`t fly either, does she?"
Bats: "God-dammit...&q

turbotong
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 603 Posts
Wednesday, January 22, 2014 9:20:18 PM
Batman has a utility belt with his batterang grappling hook. He can just use that instead of the elevator.

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