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If Google Was A Man

Everything you ask Google sounds a lot stupider when you actually ask Google.

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OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11746 Posts
Wednesday, January 15, 2014 11:27:13 PM
If Google were a man, I'd beat the crap out of him.

I want to search for "(NEMS)"

Okay, NEMS it is.

No, I want it in parentheses. It`s an acronym, and I`m trying to find the definition.

Sorry, no "(NEMS)," just "NEMS" or "nems" or any other word containing "nems."

Why not?

Because I`m smarter than you, and I know what you want better than you do.

Can you at least find it as a whole word in caps instead of giving me "eminems" and "nemsdorf?"

No. Why don`t you just use AcronymFinder?

Because they have 14 definitions for NEMS and I need to find it in context. Can`t you just give what I want?

I told you. I know better than you what you want.

Okay, fine, I`ll take your crap and go through it using my browser`s case-sensitive page search. Maybe "(NEMS)" will turn up in the first 20 pages of results.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 5994 Posts
Wednesday, January 15, 2014 7:00:15 PM
Good post!

Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4465 Posts
Wednesday, January 15, 2014 5:09:35 PM
lol Poor Google.

iansquall
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1606 Posts
Wednesday, January 15, 2014 4:40:10 PM
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