The bad news is Justin Bieber has been a jerk this year. The good news is he has granted my Christmas wish, which is at the end of this list (Patience you'll see it at the end). Meanwhile here is the 9 douchiest things he did this year. Feel free to add any I forgot in the comments.
1) Said Anne Frank would have been a Belieber
Bieber visited the Anne Frank house back in April. That's good. He signed the guestbook this way 'Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Belieber.' That's bad.
2) Called a fan a 'Beached Whale'
This just happened a few weeks ago, while Bieber was on tour in Australia. Apparently he said this to a fan 'What are you, Hawaiian or something?'. When she said no, he responded 'You look like a beached whale!' Several witnesses came forward and confirmed this happened. Way to treat a fan.
3) Was carried up the Great Wall of China by his bodyguards
I hate climbing stairs more than anyone and even I wouldn't feel comfortable having people carry my lazy ass.
4) Peed in a bucket
Bieber was busted on film relieving himself in a mop bucket back in July. To top it off at the end of the clip Bieber sprays a photo of Bill Clinton with a cleaning liquid and says 'F**k Bill Clinton.' Why you hatin' on Slick Willie, Bieber?
5) Constantly speeding around his neighborhood
And wearing these pants while he did it.
This is just so unnecessary. Justin is apparently constantly speeding around his gated community in a Ferrari, basically endangering the lives of everyone in the area. His neighbors called him out on his behavior and he even got chased down by one of them, NFL star Keyshawn Johnson, who sadly did not beat his ass.
6) Abandoned his monkey
So what does a celeb do when his monkey is confiscated from him in Germany? He abandons him there. The monkey, named Mally, is now officially the property of Germany and is currently living the high life at a German zoo. Who does this? Look at how cute that monkey is!
7) Painted graffiti
Bieber went on a graffiti spraying spree in an Australian city in early December. The mayor of the Australian town had this to say to the Biebs: 'I've got a message for pop princess Justin Beaver. We love your music but we hate your graffiti and your vandalism here in our city.' I hope he really called him 'Beaver'.
8) The Prostitute Scandal
Back in November Bieber made headlines, when he was caught leaving a brothel. Things got worse when a 'lady' posted pics of a sleeping Bieber and the money he paid her for a good time. Apparently the women is not a hooker though...she's a porn star. Actually this isn't douchey, and is probably standard star behavior, but I had to add it.
9) Spit on his fans
Justin Bieber was pictured hurling saliva over a sea of waiting and loyal fans. Lovely.
Smiling after the dirty deed. His 'posse' looks impressed.
Finally! The good news and Christmas gift he is giving the public. He has announced and confirmed twice that he is retiring. Do you believe him? I question it, but we can hope right?
Canada I blame you.
2013 has been a banner year for Justin jerkiness...here`s just 9 of the horrible things he`s done this year!