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Agencies Prove Their Uselessness By Being Useless

Dude, perhaps this whole `first-world kids playing` is too much for you...

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Hits: 4137 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.3 | Category: News & Politics | Date: 12/10/2013
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Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 14110 Posts
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 5:58:26 AM
Just think of what they're not telling you and what they can do with those new consoles that have cameras and can recognize your voice......

Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 1516 Posts
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 4:19:39 AM
Said in the first paragraph they are spying on Elves, Trolls, and Orcs... does that mean the Alliance is safe? LoL

Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 2:12:07 AM
Gah you statistical feats of bamboozlement. Of the millions of people who play/ed wow of course there was a percentage who were involved in illegal/terrorist activities. They'd never use WOW. Wow tracks and records everything. The government didn`t have to sit in chat they just compiled a program that looked for keywords, specific patterns, or anomalies in the available data. Think it`d be as intrusive if they took the entire IAB post record and ran it through a program to check for asshats?

When ever I talk in this authoritative ranty tone I`m usually wrong about one specific piece of information. You know, that one that makes the whole statement untrue.

Male, 50-59, Western US
 1945 Posts
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 1:40:50 AM
Here's just a few trigger words to use as NSA Bait:
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Male, 50-59, Western US
 1945 Posts
Wednesday, December 11, 2013 1:35:36 AM
While I DON'T approve of anything the NSA is doing on American soil to American citizens, I gotta say this one was a no-brainer.

Why listen in to everyone and everything yet fail to cover the communications that occur during MMORPGs?

Heck, you can even run training mock ups of the attacks you want to conduct IRL.

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