Tuesday, December 10, 2013 2:12:06 AM
When I was a little girl, a neighbor decided to dress up as Santa, and climb on his roof. He was under the influence of a lot of Christmas cheer, and when he tried to stand and wave to the kiddies, there was a lot of "Ho! Ho! Woop-S***!" as he fell down and slid a little farther down the roof. Finally, someone thought to wonder why so many kids were standing in front of his house and laughing and pointing. A few of our dads convinced "Santa" to come down and sleep it off. Well, they got a couple of ladders, dragged him over the edge, let him drop, dragged his ass inside the house, and let "Mrs. Santa" tend to him.
Monday, December 9, 2013 3:00:29 PM
You can save a lot of time by just watching the first Santa fall, and moving on to something else instead of spending the remaining 1:55 watching the exact same thing.