The Alternative IQ Test

My, my, we are a clever little bee aren't we? Ok, ok, don`t get too full of yourself, you`ve still only scored a little above average. Even making it to the top twenty five percent doesn`t mean you`re smart, it just means you`re not quite as dumb as the other seventy five percent moronic majority; so stop feeling smug and have a smart drink, you need it. Start exercising that grey matter, you can`t get by on looks alone for the rest of your life. Prime career choices include policeman, judge, brain surgeon, actor, and governor of California.