Saturday, November 30, 2013 8:22:33 AM
I'm bored-Here`s a joke.
During church, a pastor asked if anyone would like to express praise for prayers, which had been answered. A lady stood up & came forward. She said, "2 months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible wreck & his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was horrible & the dr.s didn`t know if they could help him."
You could hear a gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain poor Jim endured. She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children & every move caused him terrible pain. Dr.s pieced together his scrotum & wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again men in the Congregation squirmed. She went on "Now Jim is out of hospital & his scrotum will recover completely."
The pastor asked if anyone else wanted to speak. A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, "I`m Jim and I would like to tell my beautiful blonde wife the word is `sternum&