I Am Bored

Loads of viral videos, games, memes, lists and social networking for when you're bored. Updated every day, so visit often.
Latest Popular Most Bookmarked Most Emailed Top Rated My Favorites Random Chat
All Games Funny Entertainment Quizzes Weird Tech Lifestyle, Arts & Lit. News & Politics Science Sports Misc
T-Shirts   Submit Content  

Jack Wants Ass & Titties

Jack had his wisdom teeth removed. He wants what we all want.

submitted by: 1234
< Back Next >
Jack Wants Ass & Titties. Jack had his wisdom teeth removed. He wants what we all want.
+ Add to Favs
View/Add
Hits: 3540 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 3.3 | Category: Weird | Date: 11/29/2013
 
 popular today
The 3arly 5igns 0f 7he 6ixth 3ass 3xtinction [Pic] About 100 years to tipping point
Feminist Logic [Pic] Anita Sarkeesian, pretending to love games since she could make money on hating on them.
Disaster... [Pic] I wouldn`t let that sh*t slide. NSFL
New Hobby [Pic] WTH is wrong with people?
The Magic Green Hat [Pic] And for my next trick...
More Comments >

liabach
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3226 Posts
Sunday, December 1, 2013 5:54:59 PM
I love the "make a wish foundation". I missed the Batman scenario in San Francisco . But I'm all over this one.

McDuff73
Male, 30-39, Europe
 811 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 4:45:04 AM
I dont believe I said that Carmium, maybe read my second post again.

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5843 Posts
Saturday, November 30, 2013 2:58:42 AM
I'll just forgo the extractions and move straight on to the ass and titties bit, please.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 28527 Posts
Friday, November 29, 2013 10:12:52 PM
@funnehkitteh: "Fused"? I call bullship!
I had one wisdom tooth bumping against my jawbone: it was the 2nd worst "impacted" tooth my surgeon had ever seen!
I have x-rays to prove it!
That puppy did not come out quietly, and I was "under" for the duration. Caused nerve damage it did...
There's NO WAY ON EARTH you didn`t have anesthetic, general OR local. Mr. Pants On Fire....

My brother got his 4 out under "local". It wasn`t much fun for him.

Anyhow: Upon waking in the recovery room? A very pretty nurse asked me:
"How do you feel?"
"Wike my moof ith foow of cotton"

She then pulled out a HUGE wad of blood-soaked cotton from my mouth... I went back to sleep...

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Friday, November 29, 2013 8:36:53 PM
McDuff - Are you serious? You consider impacted wisdom teeth to be a cosmetic issue?

More Comments >
 


Bored | Suggest a Link | Contact I Am Bored | About I Am Bored | Link to I Am Bored | Live Submission | Privacy | TOS | Ad Choices | Copyright Policy |
© 2015 Demand Media, Inc. All rights reserved.