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How Women Cope [Pic]. I do the same thing, only it`s with my penis.
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MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2337 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 3:47:46 AM
@lauriloo

my my, arn't we the feisty type? i never said sexual or sensual, i mentioned feeling good or being happy with your body. Nor am i obsessed with boobs, i have my natural reaction to them, just as you have your natural reactions.

As for dragging having sex with you into this, i`m sorry, but your moving a bit fast for me.

all i`m saying is, your body as an amazing feat of nature (or god if you are so inclined) and it has served you faithfully and got you were you are today. nothing wrong with showing some appreciation for it.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 2:58:21 AM
"i think it's hilarious you call yourself sensual. yet you describe your breasts as bags of fat to atract men with? "

It`s hilarious that your idea of sensuality is being enamored with one`s own body parts as if they aren`t attached to you 24/7. I don`t try to tickle myself to make me laugh, either. I`m sensual because I have a complete sense of my own body and what gives me pleasure. I also have a pretty good sense of what I can do to make a man feel pleasure but I would never for one minute claim to completely understand what any one man wants sexually because every single person is different. I know you desperately want me to be as obsessed with my boobs as you are but I just am not. Deal with it.

One of the reasons so many men stink in bed is their insistence that they know what turns a woman on. You don`t. You need to ask or at least try a lot of things. When a guy spends too much time on my breasts I get bored. Sore nipples are NOT sexy. Not pleasura

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2337 Posts
Monday, November 11, 2013 2:21:49 AM
"So does scratching my ass but I don't call that sexual"

who said it had to be sexual?

i think it`s hilarious you call yourself sensual. yet you describe your breasts as bags of fat to atract men with?

"must start with breast feeding. You want to be with your mommy." you were just about right with the breastfeeding, but then you went al freud.

men are biologicaly hard wired to like breast and broad hips as it means you can A: give birth to my offspring and b: feed it

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 8:28:09 PM
"@lauriloo: You only have one boob?"

If I were divorced I could say something funny like "I did but I got rid of him" but all I can do is roll my eyes. Men are so obsessed with boobs… must start with breast feeding. You want to be with your mommy.

Chirpe
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 30 Posts
Sunday, November 10, 2013 8:14:48 PM
@lauriloo: You only have one boob?

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