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Husband Tasers Wife To Settle NFL Bet

..the first two hits were fine, it was the third that was ``over the line``. Yes, alcohol was involved.

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Husband Tasers Wife To Settle NFL Bet. ..the first two hits were fine, it was the third that was ``over the line``. Yes, alcohol was involved.
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Mad_Gremlyn
Male, 18-29, Western US
 442 Posts
Friday, November 8, 2013 4:24:24 PM
My brother and I have gotten drunk on more than one occasion and tazed each other in good old fashioned brotherly hijinks. Even with burn marks and no small amount of day-after pain, these events make for some of our most popular stories and we both laugh about it. The hsit does hurt, even drunk your body contorts and you have no choice in your body running away from that. Tazing your girl once might be funny if she's okay with it. But that`s going to change pretty fast if the deal was one taze. My bro and I, even hsit faced drunk STOP when the other says it`s too much. And we both handle pain fairly well. There are studies showing that women, on a physiological level, register pain in a different way. And that is to say: more. If you`ve never been tazed, try it. Seriously, try it. I recommend a few shots first. I don`t blame her for calling the cops. The joke stops when you`re just being an ass.

Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2669 Posts
Friday, November 8, 2013 3:43:05 PM
An ice cream cone is a weapon if you stab someone in the eye with it. He was not defending himself, he was attacking her, ergo, it was a weapon.

I'm more curious what kind of marriage these two had that resulted in using a taser on your wife one time too many for her tastes ... and then calling the cops on your husband.

An-egg
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 870 Posts
Friday, November 8, 2013 3:28:05 PM
So she called the police to say that her husband was a pain in the ass?

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4243 Posts
Friday, November 8, 2013 2:22:50 PM
Okay, Gerry1of1, I see what you did there. Excellent!

CaptKangaroo
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2085 Posts
Friday, November 8, 2013 2:16:09 PM
Wait, wait wait... The Bears won?- That's the real story here.

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