Thursday, October 31, 2013 9:20:22 PM
When I was ~12, my friend and I went out and really loaded up on candy. By 9:30 we had each completely filled our 2nd grocery bag with candy when we were confronted by a candy jacker. He was about 15, and told us to hand it over. We knew who he was, and he was a complete @$$hole. My friend whipped out an old camera flash attachment with a 6" reflector and a Press 25 flashbulb (like this, but without the camera).
He popped it right in the guy's face, and he was totally blind. We beat and kicked the living crap out of him and stole all of his candy, which he had evidently stolen from several smaller kids. We could barely carry it all. The best part is that we were wearing masks, so he had no idea who did it to him.