Tuesday, October 15, 2013 11:01:07 PM
After they gave me the water torture (something they called the "flea bath", I voided my bowels in the back of the cavern that they store the foot coverings that they do not wear very often. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Tuesday, October 15, 2013 6:59:52 AM
Day 869 of my captivity. I continue to be taunted by the inane far-right ramblings of 5Cats, OldOllie, and CrakrJak. New phenomenon of Sstuttering Llink Ttitles is proving highly annoying. Tedium is only occasionally interrupted by funneh posts from LikeIGiveAsh. Still no sign of Zombunny. Spending free time preparing copies of "The Squirrel Manifesto" and Al Gore`s "An Inconvenient Truth," which I will be distributing at the first IAB get-together, if and when it occurs.