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Why Smart Bombs Not A Smart Idea

Bomb Scene from Cameron`s Dark Star (One of the movies Alien was based on)

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Why Smart Bombs Not A Smart Idea. Bomb Scene from Cameron`s Dark Star (One of the movies Alien was based on)
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CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4814 Posts
Friday, October 4, 2013 11:46:01 PM
Red Dwarf Toaster + Marvin the Paranoid Android

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 23967 Posts
Friday, October 4, 2013 1:37:33 AM
@OldOllie: No, it's not a "self-guided smart bomb" eh? It gets it`s orders and detonates at the exact -time- it is told to. That`s the problem! It seems that the propulsion part of the Missile and the Bomb part are totally separate! So the Missile is "launched" (but gets stuck) and the Bomb doesn`t know or care where it is!! It`s just going to blow up in T Minus 70 Seconds...

@CodeJockey: Red Dwarf character: The Toaster

@Draculya: "So in the end, they are killed by religion."

Nooooo! You completely MISSED THE POINT!
In the end? They are killed by GOD!

(Who, in this case, happens to be a really big Bomb...)

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11473 Posts
Friday, October 4, 2013 1:04:44 AM
===== SPOILER ALERT =====

LOL, I've just read the plot and it it ends when the computer, having been introduced to Cartesian Doubt declares "Let there be light!" and detonates.

So in the end, they are killed by religion.

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 11473 Posts
Friday, October 4, 2013 12:55:59 AM
They're nearly became militants. Because a militant is defined as someone who was killed by a drone. Yup, that`s how America defines anyone killed by a drone.

TheZigRat
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 1615 Posts
Thursday, October 3, 2013 6:44:14 PM
Well the Main reason Smart Bombs are bad is when the Bomb is finally convenced that All reality is just erronious Data and it is alone in the universe. It looks into the darkness and sees it's alone Then in a streak of Biblical Brillence says "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" then BOOM!

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