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Diamonds Vs Rocks [Pic]

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lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Saturday, September 21, 2013 12:02:20 PM
Sorry if I don't look forward to having this happen in my mouth:



Bakcagain21
Male, 18-29, Europe
 553 Posts
Saturday, September 21, 2013 9:33:31 AM
Had a girlfriend that used to enjoy doing it, and liked when I shot down into the back of her throat. Only time she would go yuck is when we'd do a2m when in the moment and we were finishing me off.

I miss her :(

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Saturday, September 21, 2013 6:29:24 AM
"Would you stick your face in the axe wound of a skunk, after it's been bleeding and peed on? It`s literally an inch away from the B-hole."

Um- you pee out of that thing you want women to suck on, right? And you don`t wipe that pee off when you`re done, right, so it`s right there and going in their mouth? I hope you don`t do oral when a woman is on her period.

I begrudgingly do it but I don`t enjoy any moment of it. Not because I feel demeaned or anything. I actually wish I did like it but I have a small mouth and a hair trigger gag reflex so it`s a challenge to do any real sucking without being afraid my teeth will hurt him or I`ll start to gag. I mostly stick to licking and using my hands. Different men taste differently and I`ve know a few pretty gross ones, especially smokers. Semen is pretty much the same as snot so I`m not too excited about having that in my mouth. I don`t expect a guy to go down in me so I don`t think it`s selfish to want to go straig

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3888 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 7:41:04 PM

Angillon - Dude, you are way too uptight, like a good vagina.

This explains it all.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11749 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 6:33:00 PM
Lady bacon is weird. You compare it to a flower...but flowers aren't hairy. They don`t change shape every time you blink. Flowers don`t bleed and they damn sure don`t smell like low tide at the pier.


The comparison is poetic, not literal.

Flowers are a stock image for beauty in many cultures. With a hefty serving of poetic license, labia sort of look like petals. So it`s an apt enough comparison, but it`s really about perceived beauty.

Low tide at the pier? I think Wendypants makes a good point, because that`s not the normal smell. Somewhat sea-like, yes, but it shouldn`t smell stagnant.

It`s true that women`s genitals are a far more suitable environment for bacteria than men`s are and it`s true that the taste and smell is stronger (assuming equally reasonable standards of cleanliness), but you`re a long way from a reasonable description of going down on a woman.

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