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D*ck Maintenance - Banned Commercial

Finally, a product that solve`s man`s greatest issue below the belt. New Zealand`s solution to dirty d*cks.

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D*ck Maintenance - Banned Commercial. Finally, a product that solve`s man`s greatest issue below the belt. New Zealand`s solution to dirty d*cks.
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Hits: 8871 | Favorites: 4 | Emailed: 5 | Rating: 3.6 | Category: Funny | Date: 09/18/2013
 
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5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26626 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 3:33:56 AM
@Retaw: oh! No worries mate!
I LAUGHED my ARSE off watching your video! Seriously? That was golden! Suggest it!

I'm just relating to the idea that: "All stories have been told". It`s an "Ancient Greek" thing.

I`m apologetic if I came across as nasty, eh? I was just "pointing it out" in my own way...


Retaw
Male, 18-29, Europe
 85 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 2:50:31 AM
@ 5Cats: But the idea is the same. It's not easy to make totally new things funny. Still, it reminded me of good old Drew Carrey and I wanted to point it out. I wrote it too harsh, sorry

Nickel2
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4864 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 2:24:23 AM
Just remembered something from my childhood when a certain TV ad was running:
Max Factor Knacker-Lacquer! Adds lustre to your cluster, glamour to your hammer and perfection to your erection.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26626 Posts
Friday, September 20, 2013 1:34:34 AM
@Squrlz4: You scurry up and down trees all day! Has the "Freudian Aspects" of this never dawned on you? I joke! I joke! Trees are not like dicks... much.

@paperduck: And told quite well! Actually there's 2-3 jokes total.

@diylobotomy: Me too! That put it "over the top" in that good way!

@Retaw: Yeah, well, nothing is "original" eh? Just very well done! And that video you linked? While both funny and about decks? It`s NOT the same as this video.

I have a porch... it`s a lovely porch!

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 6113 Posts
Thursday, September 19, 2013 9:10:51 AM
LOL...

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