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Victorian Criminal Slang

``The Cheese! The Noses!!``

submitted by: Jake_Justus
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Hits: 3574 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 2.7 | Category: Funny | Date: 08/27/2013
 
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Jake_Justus
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 5773 Posts
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 7:50:42 AM

"There was a young man from Kent ..."

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 6940 Posts
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 5:44:58 AM
@ Lordjim, I was only saying that the other day.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 13237 Posts
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 2:13:23 AM
@LordJim
I fear this is wasted on the yanks sire
they nah knoweth of the olde tongue

LordJim
Male, 60-69, Europe
 5520 Posts
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 1:42:05 AM
From earlier, about 1725,

The Maunders Praise Of His Strowling Mort.

Doxy, oh! thy glaziers shine
As glimmar; by the Salomon!
No gentry mort hath prats like thine,
No cove e’er wap’d with such a one.

White thy fambles, red thy gan,
And thy quarrons dainty is;
Couch a hogshead with me then,
And in the darkmans clip and kiss.

What though I no togeman wear,
Nor commission, mish, or slate;
Store of strammel we’ll have here,
And ith’ skipper lib in state.

Wapping thou I know does love,
Else the ruffin cly the mort;
From thy stampers then remove,
Thy drawers, and let’s prig in sport.

When the lightman up does call,
Margery prater from her nest,
And her Cackling cheats withal,
In a boozing ken we’ll feast.

There if lour

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 13237 Posts
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 12:19:50 AM
Yup, all pagans and odd sorts here me roosterer
shank ya for a shilling in the lanes ya know?
slip into black country lingo and all is lost!
'we`ge ya goowan?` `darn legion for a bev`
`yow dow wana goo darn theere arr kid`
`arrsss that then mucker?` `aw yow eard? thare rozzers av ad the gaffer fowrer scrappin`

kinda goes on and on !

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