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Squrlz4Sale Is a Striker

What Squrlz4Sale do when is not busy doing test in I-A-B

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The_Gent
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 107 Posts
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 6:27:38 PM
you know your match isn't that thrilling when the highlight of the day is a squirrel...and ordinary squirrel.

JadesDitoyr
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 472 Posts
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 1:52:04 PM
Oh, I am sure. You did properly score them so that they will grow, right? Get the trees off to a proper start?

You always need fresh tennis balls to play tennis. Once they go stale, its all over. (I'm told that this is actually a thing...)

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 1:36:15 PM

In fairness, Squrlz, the position you were trying out for was all about bringing the balls back.

They just lack my vision. Thirty years from now, when those tennis ball trees start bearing fruit, they'll be thanking me.

JadesDitoyr
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 472 Posts
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 11:06:15 AM
In fairness, @Squrlz, the position you were trying out for was all about bringing the balls back.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Wednesday, August 28, 2013 6:43:03 AM
@ 5Cats: Hmph. Nowhere in the tryout flyers did they say they wanted the balls *back*. Like they don't have enough of them! Also I take exception to their claims that I lacked the ability to focus for any length of time. Ridiculous.

~shakes empty hazelnut tin~ Darn it, I`m out of nuts again. Oh, and the other thing that pissed me off was when they said I had a hard time concentrating.

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