Wednesday, August 21, 2013 11:32:28 PM
LOL so what part do you play in the movie, Squrlz4sale?... Where's Squrlz4sale in all this? I was hired as an extra. In one scene, you can see me egging on a squirrel that`s eating the nose off the face of a small child. The pay wasn`t much, but the catering was fantastic (can you say *hazelnut sorbet*?).
Of course, aside from the occasional beetle or grub, we squirrels adhere to a plant-based diet so the idea of me eating chunks of flesh, let alone human flesh, is absurd. Unless of course I`m debating climate change with someone on here. Then all bets are off. =^.^=
Wednesday, August 21, 2013 11:15:58 PM
My grandmother indeed lost part of a finger to a squirrel, and a bigger part of another finger to a sardine can. It was actually septicaemia as she was born in 1904, and both injuries occurred before antibiotics. Beats the chap who died because of a rose thorn. I treat antibiotics very seriously..