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Liquid Lap Dance? NSFW-ISH [Pic+]

JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

submitted by: i8mygoldfish
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Hits: 10610 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 1.7 | Category: Funny | Date: 08/14/2013
 
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Magentab0b
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1462 Posts
Thursday, August 15, 2013 3:25:07 PM
I loved this comment: lurker2209's
It`s like reading some mediocre porny fanfic and then getting to this really awkward word choice and thinking, "nope, can`t anymore. Close tab." About the phrase "expand in comfort".

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2624 Posts
Thursday, August 15, 2013 7:15:23 AM
I didn't know that the guy wasn`t supposed to climax. I thought that was the whole point of a lap dance. So, it`s just supposed to be a big tease? And guys pay for that? Dudes be some kind of weird. What, do they jerk off later, or what? Seriously, I don`t get it.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 14004 Posts
Thursday, August 15, 2013 6:56:58 AM
Strip clubs are like going to a buffet when hungry but you can only look at the food.

SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2624 Posts
Thursday, August 15, 2013 6:56:54 AM
I didn't know that the guy wasn`t supposed to climax. I thought that was the whole point of a lap dance. So, it`s just supposed to be a big tease? And guys pay for that? Dudes be some kind of weird. What, do they jerk off later, or what? Seriously, I don`t get it.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 34036 Posts
Thursday, August 15, 2013 6:21:33 AM

Basically, this is a jizz diaper, right?

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