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Lawyer Sues For Unfair Trial Of Jesus Christ

The holy poo just hit the fan. Story in credits link below.

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Lawyer Sues For Unfair Trial Of Jesus Christ. The holy poo just hit the fan. Story in credits link below.
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Female, 30-39, Western US
 1461 Posts
Wednesday, August 7, 2013 5:44:03 PM
I saw something on my facebook wall that cemented my unbelief and gave a bit of insight into the religious mind. A petitioner was asking god why they had such a pooty day, why'd I wake up late, why was I stuck in traffic, why`d I spill my coffee (or something like that) and god`s response wasn`t you`re an asshat take responsibility for your actions but I was saving you from worse things happening be glad that`s all you got, you ungrateful bitch how dare you think to question me (not verbatim).

Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16909 Posts
Wednesday, August 7, 2013 3:11:28 PM
patchouly: Now which movie did I see you in?

Troll Hard?
Troll Harder?
Troll Hard With A Vengeance?
Live Free Or Troll Hard?
A Good Day To Troll Hard?

Whichever one it was, just go back under your bridge.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 166 Posts
Wednesday, August 7, 2013 3:01:07 PM
and then they eat the poo poo

Male, 30-39, Western US
 1105 Posts
Wednesday, August 7, 2013 1:40:13 PM
The problem with judicial systems throughout the world, is that these court systems don't laugh this stuff right out of court. Judges say "sure, you can plead that case." What? No, get the heck out of here you dumbass!

Male, 40-49, Canada
 4540 Posts
Wednesday, August 7, 2013 12:13:21 PM
@Steelgrid, dead on. If not Jesus, it was Zeus and the Greek Gods. Why are they any less real now that everyone has switched over?

To be honest, "God's" crime against humanity - had he not just been a fake sky wizard - is so atrocious that he would be tried and executed for his evil crimes. Never mind the whole Jesus thing. But hey, warp things how you want, Christians. Make history fit your beliefs. Never question anything. Just blindly follow.

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