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An American In Denmark - Bike Culture [Pic+]

Lack of this is why you`re fat, America

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Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 14004 Posts
Thursday, August 8, 2013 6:10:25 AM
If I had a corolla as a penis substitute I would be seriously worried about my penis!

That's because you`d need a sports car for the micropenis down there. I`ll bet you`re vegan or vegitarian too you know how I can tell....

No bike lanes except in yuppie land around me like Cambridge and I think some of Boston. The problem is they just drew them over 1/4 of the road not helping anything actually making it worse and making everyone with some place to be want to run over the stupid hippies on bikes.

Male, 50-59, Europe
 5749 Posts
Thursday, August 8, 2013 2:52:55 AM
If I had a corolla as a penis substitute I would be seriously worried about my penis!
Anyway, I think we've taken the piss out of the poor delicate over-sensitive lardies long enough on the subject of bicycling, so it`s time to move on and see what else winds `em up!
I`m not a tower of bronzed musculature, but another fat middle-aged european who rides a bike to the pub on a daily basis. The only reason I keep writing this stuff is to pop the balloons of superiority inflated by insecure bullies.
So, my apologies to `auto` drivers everywhere. Please enjoy your cars, but learn that you are not the only ones who pay taxes; in the land of the free, you are all free to do what you wish as long as you do not oppress other free people that are exercising their freedom.
Next topic please.

Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5201 Posts
Wednesday, August 7, 2013 9:22:21 PM
Kain1-"So yes, life is a lot easier if you just ride bikes instead."

Yes, in copenhagen it is.

This has absolutely nothing to do with its viability in the US.

Nickel2-"knowing his tea will be cold when he gets home"

Sorry, tea is SUPPOSED to be cold. Sweet Ice tea is our drink.

If we want a hot drink, we go with coffee.

NNoamfer-"but here we have bike lanes everywhere"

We don't. Probably 1% of the roads have bike lanes. And bikers in the US tend to think traffic laws don`t apply to them. That red-lights are for cars only, and crosswalks are just obstacle courses.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 1192 Posts
Wednesday, August 7, 2013 2:57:30 PM
McGovern1981, I don't know about America, but here we have bike lanes everywhere, so the problems of bikes blocking traffic and slowing things down do not exist here.

Male, 30-39, Western US
 1105 Posts
Wednesday, August 7, 2013 1:57:16 PM
I'm so sick of this "Americans choose to be lazy" bullpoo. What works there doesn`t work here because IT`S TOO BIG!!! You don`t drive Suburbans because they wouldn`t fit your tiny ass little streets that were constructed for freakin horse carriages 400 years ago. Your entire country is the size of one of the 40 counties in my state. My place of business is far enough from my house I drive the equivalent of your country`s border to get to work.

You think you`re doing it as a healthy choice or an environmentally conscious choice. Bullcrap. You do it because it makes sense with the space constraints of your countries.

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