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How To Avoid A Bear Attack

Local reporter Julie Tremmel gives tips on how to avoid a bear attack. Things get a little silly.

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How To Avoid A Bear Attack. Local reporter Julie Tremmel gives tips on how to avoid a bear attack. Things get a little silly.
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Hits: 4376 | Favorites: 0 | Emailed: 0 | Rating: 3.0 | Category: Funny | Date: 07/14/2013
 
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SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 1944 Posts
Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:31:00 PM
Lie flat. Jeez... and then, of course, you will die anyway.

antagonizer
Male, 18-29, Canada
 506 Posts
Monday, July 15, 2013 3:21:56 PM
After a number of attacks on hikers and campers in Alaska, the Department of Fish & Game released the following advisory:
We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.
Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between Black Bear and Grizzly Bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in it and smell like pepper.

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 4155 Posts
Monday, July 15, 2013 1:01:14 PM
If you have a companion trip them up and run like hell. This may cause later embarassment but that is secondary.

phinn
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 64 Posts
Monday, July 15, 2013 12:03:40 AM
from everything i've heard you`re never suppose to lay down/play dead- ever. if a bear gets that close i`ve only been told to "fight back aggressively" and "good luck"

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2286 Posts
Sunday, July 14, 2013 10:46:08 PM
when bears attack? Pray to god.
don't believe in god? prepare to enter the void.

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