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Barney Fife Recites the Constitution Preamble

Happy 4th of July from the folks of Mayberry.

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Barney Fife Recites the Constitution Preamble. Happy 4th of July from the folks of Mayberry.
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SavageChef
Female, 50-59, Western US
 2230 Posts
Friday, July 5, 2013 4:57:20 PM
Fife looks loopier than Otis the drunk.

honkeylips
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 1570 Posts
Friday, July 5, 2013 3:42:55 PM
I remember most of the preamble but I definitely remember the Gettysburg Address.

bacon_pie
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2819 Posts
Friday, July 5, 2013 8:33:34 AM
@DromEd Agreed. I got most of my learning from Saturday morning cartoons, The Three Stooges, and School House Rock.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1805 Posts
Thursday, July 4, 2013 11:11:14 PM
Uh, oh. "promote the general welfare". Sounds like socialism to me! /sarcasm

DromEd
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 1573 Posts
Thursday, July 4, 2013 9:00:14 PM
I remember it word for word...School House Rock.

I'll just type it from memory after many vodkas and beers...

We the people of the United States in order to form a more perfect Union. Establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our prosperity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America.

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