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Man Rips Off His Own Penis

Blames bad `shrooms. Story in credits link below.

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Man Rips Off His Own Penis. Blames bad `shrooms. Story in credits link below.
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fancythat
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1926 Posts
Wednesday, June 26, 2013 8:02:38 AM
So, apparently things are so bad in Michigan, they're covering the news on a 1980`s era camcorder? Yikes.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24459 Posts
Tuesday, June 25, 2013 11:42:57 PM
I...
I don't...
I don`t even...
Wait, what?...

Ok then!
@lauriloo: Nope, this guy was a druggie, not a pedo, he just had a "bad trip" ok?

@Cajun: Yup! I think that is correct.

@richanddead: (and @lauriloo too) Having a "wingman" on explorations in drug use is a REALLY good idea!

@carmium: Um? nope. You`d best reconsider your understandings in the area of transgenderism...

@KtySpix: Mushrooms are volatile and unpredictable. Multiplied by possible allergic reactions? It`s a (literal) crap shoot: you roll the dice? You take your chances...

@Squrlz4: *snort*
Stop! STOP IT!
You`re killing me dude!

You too @chalket!

handimanner
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
 1804 Posts
Tuesday, June 25, 2013 9:05:08 PM
Oy Yeh, I vas jus trrrrimming a leetle foreskin left vrom my conversion. Ze negro zeemed inter'sted in vat vas left.

chalket
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 2481 Posts
Tuesday, June 25, 2013 7:43:56 PM
Man Rips Off His Own Penis


Well of course he did, that's not something you would wanna ask someone to do for you.

Squrlz4Sale
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6018 Posts
Tuesday, June 25, 2013 6:32:49 PM
I like the way this female reporter goes the extra mile.

Reporter: What had he done to himself?

Man: Uhh, he had mutilated his genitals. I'm not sure of the details.

Reporter: Do you have any more details about the genitals?

Man: Uhh, no. Like I said, I`m not really sure of the details.

Reporter: Were they able to recover any of the ... parts?

Man: Uhh, no, I don`t think so.

Reporter: Were the parts... big?

Man: Uhh, I`m not sure what you`re getting at.

Reporter: Do you have any photos of the parts?

Man: Uhh, no, I don`t.

Reporter: Can I see *your* parts?

Man: Uhh, OK, I`m going to have to ask you to leave now.

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