Saturday, June 22, 2013 6:18:30 PM
I've been trying to tell people for YEARS but nobody would believe me! the Veggie-man is real! He will find you and you will need to give him a good rinsing because you don`t want to ingest all those nasty pesticides. His only weakness is ranch dressing. Once you cover him in ranch he can be defeated with ease. This is why sleep with a loaded bottle of Hidden Valley under my pillow. As long as OBAMA doesnt come calling for mah ranch I`ll be safe. You can have mah dressing when you pry it from my cold dead bowl of mixed greens!