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New Superman Movie Is the Story Of Christ [Pic+]

...and being marketed as such by the studio! Complete with sermon talking points for pastors!

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New Superman Movie Is the Story Of Christ [Pic+]. ...and being marketed as such by the studio! Complete with sermon talking points for pastors!
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Essersmith
Male, 18-29, Europe
 275 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 5:30:29 AM
"“When I sat and listened to the movie I actually saw it was the story of Christ, and the love of God was weaved into the story," said the pastor."

Hahahahahaha...

hehehe...

Thats going to keep me giggling for awhile.

The story of christ... hihihih

..and god created Superman in his image, then sent him to krypton, because he thought that would be fun. He then created monkeys and let them evolve...

SmagBoy1
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 4243 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 1:21:04 AM
@5Cats: by no means am I saying this is Christians piggybacking on the movie or the studio or the Superman myth! Just the opposite! This post wasn't me bashing Christians. When I do that, you`ll know it. I promise.

Sleepyhallow
Male, 50-59, Western US
 1921 Posts
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 12:37:31 AM
I don't remember Christ snapping the neck of his enemy.

BTW; anyone else think it is horseschitt that this Superman kills people?

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26658 Posts
Monday, June 17, 2013 9:12:27 PM
@SmagBoy1: I got your back on this one!
It IS AMAZING that "Christians" want to piggy-back on the whole "Superman" mythos. They should NEVER do this! It's idolatry ffs!
Stupid-arse pseudo-Christians...

@dm2754: Word!@ Props for the Joseph Campbell reference! He`s not nearly 100% correct. But when he`s right? He`s really good.

@Draculya: What -exactly- makes you think males from Planet Krypton HAVE "a penis"? Perhaps he has three? Quantity over size, yes?

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 12741 Posts
Monday, June 17, 2013 8:46:43 PM
Has anyone noticed how Super Jesus doesn't have a penis?

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